myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Is on Doomer's shit list for "borrowing" his ramen money as a result Doomer has to make another foot smut movie.

[The_annoying_one]

Is directing Doomer’s foot smut movie. They’re in talks to make a franchise out of it.

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco about it

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is pictured here on the left:

 

[-Kudasai-]

Plans on seeking help for his ramen addiction

[discolé monade]

has a shrine to executioner smurf. 

[-Kudasai-]

No longer pistol whips Jevoha's Witnesses she just uses the water hose instead

[The_annoying_one]

Connected that water hose to a tanker full of vinegar.

[-Kudasai-]

Always falls for the "look behind you" trick 

[[classic swim]]

Made 25 cents telling Papa Smurf to go live inside Rebecca’s pussy.

[-Kudasai-]

Has formed a rap group with Mc Gee Gee called the Explosions

[[classic swim]]

Was the one to suggest we go back and edit the rap name to Explosionons. We sold 22 more records from that advice.

[The_annoying_one]

First album is due this summer. The title is “wow ok let party”.

[-Kudasai-]

Is the manager/groupie for this band 

[GunStarHero]

Keeps a loaded tshirt canon on them at all times for self defense and/or line cutting purposes. 

[-Kudasai-]

Is starting her own rap group with blackjack and hookers 

[The_annoying_one]

Is forming a real-life Ghostbusters group, with proton packs and everything.

[-Kudasai-]

Is starting his own Mutant Football League with real mutants

[[classic swim]]

Turns into a cocky talking mule deer when a talking hillbilly fish grandma underwater calls to scream at him and call him names as she throws the fish phone against her Section 8 house underwater.

[-Kudasai-]

Squels like a pig whenever Mr Hoonie rubs his belly 

[[classic swim]]

Walks out the work bathroom after turning the light off and making dudes with shitty butts mad.

[Seight]

Sings "Michael In The Bathroom" regardless of the actual name of the person in the bathroom with them

[The_annoying_one]

Breaks into a lavish Broadway number whenever a cop asks “Do you know why I pulled you over here today?”

[[classic swim]]

He sneezes on people’s backs at self checkout.

[-Kudasai-]

Pokes people in the ass with a cattle prod at the self checkout 

[[classic swim]]

Stops some guy who’s rubbing his butthole outside of Kroger and is like “aye man, you know classic swim is gonna be out here playin with ya buttcheeks, so why don’t ya work where I work at, over at the GhoopaBitch gummy bear factory...” That’s how he got a new reference.

[discolé monade]

has been paid to stomp on dougnuts, outside of stater bros. grocery stores. 

[-Kudasai-]

Did a donut on the white house lawn

Edited April 29, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Once streaked in front of the Capitol building.

[-Kudasai-]

Loaned me the flesh colored suit for me to "streak" at the Capitol building 

[Seight]

Has 40 porcupines (the elites in the woods don't want you to know they're free)

[-Kudasai-]

Has also decided to do foot smut movies not for ramen money but for AEW All In Tickets. Dudeco has already been told about it.

Edited April 30, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Can fly higher than an eagle when no bitches make him fuck up and go up the stairs.

[The_annoying_one]

Crashes kids’ birthday parties and steals all the cake and gifts while wearing a chicken suit.

[Seight]

Makes balloon animals at children's parties (He only knows how to make a caterpillar) 

[-Kudasai-]

Is still upset at TAO because he wanted a giraffe balloon animal

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Should realize I'm addicted to pizza, not ramen.

[The_annoying_one]

Totally puts ramen on pizza.

[-Kudasai-]

Once told the The Rock that he needs to know his role and shut his mouth right to this face

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Never smelled what The Rock was cooking.

It was ramen.

[[classic swim]]

Got in a heated argument with GunStar and she was like “alright that does it, ghostrek’s name has now been legally changed to Mr. Hoonie.” So it’s all his fault.

[-Kudasai-]

Knows what Ghostrek did last summer 

[The_annoying_one]

Helped Mr. Hoonie get his groove back.

[-Kudasai-]

Taught Mr Hoonie how to drive 

[[classic swim]]

Got a hooker for Mr. Hoonie that’d be willing to sniff his cheesy pete’s.

[-Kudasai-]

Does magic shows at prisons 

[[classic swim]]

Dressed up as Shoney’s Bear to try to appeal Hoonie name change. She just constantly chased him around the house to try and pepper spray him.

[-Kudasai-]

Once pull a rabbit out the ass of a prison warden 

[[classic swim]]

When ever Guster was done pepper spraying his face along the house, he convinced her to get Raptorpat to break into my house and taser me in my bitch ass sleep.

[-Kudasai-]

Played the lead role in a low budget independent horror movie called...

Attack of the Bell People From the Planet Ding-Dong

Edited May 14, 2025 by Mode 7