myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Thought the right to bear arms meant short sleeves for everybody

[[classic swim]]

He got so mad waiting at the concession stand that he screamed like Goku at the back of some guy’s head.

[The_annoying_one]

Brings his own hot sauce and drinks whenever he goes somewhere to eat.

[-Kudasai-]

Has an extensive collection of wigs 

[Seight]

Says "for just such an occasion" any time they pull out a pocket flashlight

[-Kudasai-]

Collects pen caps

[The_annoying_one]

Collects egg shells.

[[classic swim]]

He’s Humpty Dumpty!

[discolé monade]

runs like naruto to any baskin robbins. 

[-Kudasai-]

Traded in her car for a unicycle

[[classic swim]]

He bought a comically sized sandwich from Subway.

[The_annoying_one]

Travels everywhere on a pogo stick.

[[classic swim]]

He angrily shoves and forces a bunch of clowns out of the way so he can see the inside of a clown car.

[Seight]

Will dropkick a mime, don't you dare test him!

[The_annoying_one]

Carries suitcases full of luggage around everywhere. No one knows whose luggage it actually is.

[[classic swim]]

Puts food in each suitcase and snarks as TSA runs it through.

[-Kudasai-]

Is really Frylock 

[[classic swim]]

Is really Plok.

[The_annoying_one]

Opens a bag of Lay’s potato chips, eats just one, closes the bag, then emails Lay’s about their lie of a slogan.

[naraku360]

Stops after just one pop.

[-Kudasai-]

Has just finished writing a romance novel about the relationship between a woman and a zombie. Does the zombie want her hand in marriage or her hand in a sandwich? Find out when My Zombie Lover hits bookstores this fall. 

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, Mode 7 said:

Has just finished writing a romance novel about the relationship between a woman and a zombie. Does the zombie want her hand in marriage or her hand in a sandwich? Find out when My Zombie Lover hits bookstores this fall. 

Wasn't supposed to tell anyone!

[The_annoying_one]

Says hello to people by glaring menacingly at them.

[-Kudasai-]

Has already preorded a copy of My Zombie Lover and will be selling copies as part of his door to door book salesman job. 

[[classic swim]]

His geometry teacher called him Ebenezer Scrooge for not donating to the food drive.

[-Kudasai-]

Has also completed writing his romance novel, a love triangle between a pair Siamese Twins and their young attactive next door neighbor. Who will she choose? Find out this summer when Their Divided Self hits bookstores. 

Edited March 19, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

A talking hillbilly grandma goldfish got mad at him underwater because he said she keeps responding to spam texts and that’s why someone texted her that she was sexy while the police were at the fish neighbors house.

[The_annoying_one]

Seriously needs to think about publishing a book full of posts like the one above this.

[-Kudasai-]

Sings "Somebody To Love" by Queen everyday in the shower

[Seight]

Tells everyone about THE METAVERSE (does not actually know what THE METAVERSE is)

[-Kudasai-]

Sings Shawn Michaels' Sexy Boy theme song every day in the shower

Edited March 20, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Is secretly responsible for every single complaint Bret Hart ever uttered about Bill Goldberg.

[-Kudasai-]

Is such a huge fan of the cartoon Biker Mice From Mars he decided to write his own similar comic called Trucker Geese From Tallahassee

[Seight]

Is an expert on Clerks: The Animated Series

[The_annoying_one]

Has seen every episode of This Old House at least three times.

[discolé monade]

gets from place to place by playing hopscotch.

[-Kudasai-]

I also a fan of Biker Mice From Mars and wrote her own similar comic called Unicycle Urchins from Utica 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has a still-sealed in shrinkwrap Uniracers on SNES he bought on ebay for $1,000.

[-Kudasai-]

Has the urge to go tell Dudeco

[The_annoying_one]

Has a premium OnlyFeet membership.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Knows what "OnlyFeet" is.... somehow.

[-Kudasai-]

Made sure he told Dudeco about it 

Edited March 20, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Gave him a discount on latex balloons of feet that he could pop inside of his ass.

[-Kudasai-]

Made sure he told Dudeco about it 

[[classic swim]]

Picks up the sudden contagious habit of self googling.

Spoiler

It’s actually Dudeco who does that.

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

....Apparently thinks I'm dudeco....?

[[classic swim]]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

....Apparently thinks I'm dudeco....?

No!

[The_annoying_one]

Wears cargo shorts over sweatpants.

[[classic swim]]

Has a crack in his giblets. 

[-Kudasai-]

Told Dudeco about it