myth busters: boar3d edition

[-Kudasai-]

Is actually a clone of TAO

[The_annoying_one]

Wasn’t supposed to tell everyone that.

[discolé monade]

will only go to car washes that offer hand jobs. 

[-Kudasai-]

plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions.

Edited March 17, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

His favorite nighttime snack while playing Clue! is CHEEZ ITS.

[The_annoying_one]

Writes product slogans for a living. Most popular one is “By Mennen”.

[discolé monade]

wakes up every morning at 0400, opens front door, and screams into the early morning air: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!!! then slams his door. 

Edited March 17, 2025 by discolé monade

[-Kudasai-]

Once had dinner with Tony Stark

[[classic swim]]

Once had dinner with a shark.

[The_annoying_one]

Once had dinner with a loan shark.

[-Kudasai-]

once had a shark for dinner

Edited March 17, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Does the shark fin prank thing at the hotel pools to startle the ladies.

[The_annoying_one]

Has “Baby Shark” on repeat right now.

[Seight]

Has a shark tooth necklace

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

His jaws are full of shark teeth instead of human teeth.

[-Kudasai-]

Got banned from all San Jose Sharks games

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is spending a life sentence imprisoned in The Shark Tank.

[-Kudasai-]

Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation.

[The_annoying_one]

Is the president of the Mime Association.

[-Kudasai-]

Is in a Soundgarden mime cover band

[[classic swim]]

He kicked through an invisible wall to smack the bitch out of a mime.

[discolé monade]

travels around the country giving clases on 'how to be a shark mime: or 101 ways to kill it'

[-Kudasai-]

Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis 

[The_annoying_one]

Mails people little shark stuffed animals in a menacing way whenever they owe him money.

[-Kudasai-]

Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.

[[classic swim]]

He turns into the Cookie Monster when people get him agitated.

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot

[The_annoying_one]

Sells illegal chocolate chip cookies in the Olive Garden parking lot.

[-Kudasai-]

Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.

[Seight]

Runs an illegal Olive Garden delivery service from inside a Crumbl 

[discolé monade]

paul blart is his hero. 

[The_annoying_one]

Deuce Bigalow is her hero.

[[classic swim]]

The Zohan is his hero.

[-Kudasai-]

Karl Malden is his hero

[[classic swim]]

Chuck E. Cheese was his hero.

[The_annoying_one]

Colonel Sanders was his hero.

[-Kudasai-]

Master Shake is his hero

Edited March 18, 2025 by Mode 7

[Seight]

Happy Gilmore is his hero

[-Kudasai-]

Eugene is his hero

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Cosmo Kramer is his hero.

[-Kudasai-]

Ronald McDonald is his hero

[The_annoying_one]

Scrooge McDuck is his hero.

[[classic swim]]

The Berenstein Bears are his heroes.

[Insipid]

Victim of the Mandela Effect.

[-Kudasai-]

Fuggs hooha is his hero 

Edited March 18, 2025 by Mode 7

[[classic swim]]

Chester Cheetah isn’t his hero because he is Chester Cheetah.

[-Kudasai-]

Biz Markie is his hero

[[classic swim]]

His gf poured hot water on him and he put on a pompadour and started singing and dancing.

[The_annoying_one]

Becomes best friends with every scam caller who contacts him.

[[classic swim]]

He met Goldilocks and said “dude, you’re a fricken b-bbb-bbba-bitchhhhh!” and immediately snitched on her to the bears and the bears listened.