discolé monade Posted March 17 Author Posted March 17 will only go to car washes that offer hand jobs. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 (edited) plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions. Edited March 17 by Mode 7 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 17 Posted March 17 His favorite nighttime snack while playing Clue! is CHEEZ ITS. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Writes product slogans for a living. Most popular one is “By Mennen”. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 17 Author Posted March 17 (edited) wakes up every morning at 0400, opens front door, and screams into the early morning air: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!!! then slams his door. Edited March 17 by discolé monade 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 (edited) once had a shark for dinner Edited March 17 by Mode 7 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Does the shark fin prank thing at the hotel pools to startle the ladies. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17 Posted March 17 His jaws are full of shark teeth instead of human teeth. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Is spending a life sentence imprisoned in The Shark Tank. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 17 Posted March 17 He kicked through an invisible wall to smack the bitch out of a mime. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 17 Author Posted March 17 travels around the country giving clases on 'how to be a shark mime: or 101 ways to kill it' 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Mails people little shark stuffed animals in a menacing way whenever they owe him money. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 17 Posted March 17 He turns into the Cookie Monster when people get him agitated. 1 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Sells illegal chocolate chip cookies in the Olive Garden parking lot. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 17 Posted March 17 Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot. 4 Quote
Seight Posted March 18 Posted March 18 Runs an illegal Olive Garden delivery service from inside a Crumbl 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 18 Posted March 18 (edited) Master Shake is his hero Edited March 18 by Mode 7 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted March 18 Posted March 18 (edited) Fuggs hooha is his hero Edited March 18 by Mode 7 3 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 18 Posted March 18 Chester Cheetah isn’t his hero because he is Chester Cheetah. 1 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 18 Posted March 18 His gf poured hot water on him and he put on a pompadour and started singing and dancing. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted March 18 Posted March 18 Becomes best friends with every scam caller who contacts him. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted March 18 Posted March 18 He met Goldilocks and said “dude, you’re a fricken b-bbb-bbba-bitchhhhh!” and immediately snitched on her to the bears and the bears listened. 1 Quote
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