myth busters: boar3d edition

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Or your Freddy from Scooby Doo cosplay.

[-Kudasai-]

Sold his guitar so he could buy a 10  ft Boa Constrictor 

[The_annoying_one]

Go-to order at McDonald’s is every sandwich on the menu pressed together…..and a small fry.

[-Kudasai-]

Got into a political debate with a parrot 

[discolé monade]

punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once stole a kid’s ball and played with it right in front of them for weeks just to torment them.

[discolé monade]

went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid. 

[-Kudasai-]

Spent her life savings to buy a pair of Komodo Dragons 

[The_annoying_one]

Spent his life savings to follow Imagine Dragons around the world on tour.

[[classic swim]]

Told the Sonic roller-skating lady he wanted funyons and tossed the onion rings at the back of her neck.

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a Bengal Tiger from Mike Tyson 

[[classic swim]]

Tackled a running lifeguard into the pool as he was about to save someone.

[The_annoying_one]

Grew out his mustache super long just so he could twirl it around with his finger and cackle madly.

[-Kudasai-]

Once grew out a super long beard with the hopes of joining ZZ Top.  It didn't work out.

[Seight]

Grew their hair out so they can do the "flipping the hair back when coming out of a pool" trick

[The_annoying_one]

Filmed the infamous pool daydream scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”.

[-Kudasai-]

Keeps pouring bubble bath in public pools

[discolé monade]

sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit. 

[-Kudasai-]

Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney. 

[The_annoying_one]

Learned everything he knows about home repairs from Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.

[-Kudasai-]

Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job

[Seight]

Holds seminars on how to make money buying and selling real estate

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Got his hair cut like Mr. T and plays kids' birthday parties as Bizarro Mr. T.

Spoiler

This is assuming your skin is relatively fair >_>

 

[-Kudasai-]

Bought a copy of World Domination For Dummies from TAO

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the ghostwriter for World Domination For Dummies.

[discolé monade]

can sometimes stick the landing. 

[-Kudasai-]

Got the counterfeiting charges dropped. Her attorney was successful in arguing that it was entrapment. She's still hopeful that she can still purchase a pair of Komodo Dragons.

Edited March 12, 2025 by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Has been making counterfeit $20 bills since the age of two. Every time the police almost catch him, he releases a video of himself singing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” and wins everyone over again with his angelic voice.

[-Kudasai-]

Update 

The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Swears up and down that Metal Magic is the best Pantera album. Is absolutely willing to die on this hill.

[-Kudasai-]

Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher 

[The_annoying_one]

Is solely responsible for keeping Ariana Grande happy on tour.

[discolé monade]

told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'.

[-Kudasai-]

Finally got those two Komodo Dragons, burglars beware!

[The_annoying_one]

Lives in a treehouse.

[-Kudasai-]

Lives in a igloo

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

[The_annoying_one]

Loves watching water swirl down a drain.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a Slurpee machine in his bedroom

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has modeled his life after George Costanza.

[-Kudasai-]

Modeled his life after Newman

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Is the Jerry to my Newman.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to be a mailman

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Pitched "a show about nothing" to NBC.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a stand-up comedian.

[-Kudasai-]

Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video

[The_annoying_one]

Passed a “Do you like me?” note to Britney Spears on the set of the “Baby, One More Time” video.

[-Kudasai-]

Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.

Edited March 12, 2025 by Mode 7

[discolé monade]

is a door to door hen salesmen. 

 

[-Kudasai-]

Always buys Rhode Island Reds