myth busters: boar3d edition

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Or your Freddy from Scooby Doo cosplay.

[Mode 7]

Sold his guitar so he could buy a 10  ft Boa Constrictor 

[The_annoying_one]

Go-to order at McDonald’s is every sandwich on the menu pressed together…..and a small fry.

[Mode 7]

Got into a political debate with a parrot 

[discolé monade]

punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie. 

[The_annoying_one]

Once stole a kid’s ball and played with it right in front of them for weeks just to torment them.

[discolé monade]

went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid. 

[Mode 7]

Spent her life savings to buy a pair of Komodo Dragons 

[The_annoying_one]

Spent his life savings to follow Imagine Dragons around the world on tour.

[[classic swim]]

Told the Sonic roller-skating lady he wanted funyons and tossed the onion rings at the back of her neck.

[Mode 7]

Bought a Bengal Tiger from Mike Tyson 

[[classic swim]]

Tackled a running lifeguard into the pool as he was about to save someone.

[The_annoying_one]

Grew out his mustache super long just so he could twirl it around with his finger and cackle madly.

[Mode 7]

Once grew out a super long beard with the hopes of joining ZZ Top.  It didn't work out.

[Seight]

Grew their hair out so they can do the "flipping the hair back when coming out of a pool" trick

[The_annoying_one]

Filmed the infamous pool daydream scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High”.

[Mode 7]

Keeps pouring bubble bath in public pools

[discolé monade]

sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit. 

[Mode 7]

Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney. 

[The_annoying_one]

Learned everything he knows about home repairs from Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor.

[Mode 7]

Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job

[Seight]

Holds seminars on how to make money buying and selling real estate

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Got his hair cut like Mr. T and plays kids' birthday parties as Bizarro Mr. T.

Spoiler

This is assuming your skin is relatively fair >_>

 

[Mode 7]

Bought a copy of World Domination For Dummies from TAO

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Was the ghostwriter for World Domination For Dummies.

[discolé monade]

can sometimes stick the landing. 

[Mode 7]

Got the counterfeiting charges dropped. Her attorney was successful in arguing that it was entrapment. She's still hopeful that she can still purchase a pair of Komodo Dragons.

Edited 4 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Has been making counterfeit $20 bills since the age of two. Every time the police almost catch him, he releases a video of himself singing “Bridge Over Troubled Water” and wins everyone over again with his angelic voice.

[Mode 7]

Update 

The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Swears up and down that Metal Magic is the best Pantera album. Is absolutely willing to die on this hill.

[Mode 7]

Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher 

[The_annoying_one]

Is solely responsible for keeping Ariana Grande happy on tour.

[discolé monade]

told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'.