discolé monade Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 lmao....makes this user giggle ALL the time. << that's a truth... the myth is that he dropped dimes on someone in canada, and got them banned from multiple provinces. 4 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Bans from Alberta and Saskatchewan currently pending 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Got his balls caught in his zipper and accidentally did the most perfect metal scream known to man. Spoiler 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 taught ritchie blackmore all the practical jokes he knew.....some say...well...you know what they say. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Confuses Tony Iommi for Ritchie Blackmore, as Iommi was the one who liked to light his bandmate's legs on fire. Spoiler (No seriously, look it up) 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Loves his vacuum cleaner because it sucks 1 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Once covered “Hotel California” entirely in Morse code. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Can’t control when the movie begins or ends. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Walks around wearing headphones but never listens to anything on them. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 27 Author Posted February 27 walks around his neighborhood as the town crier, yelling every on the hour, the time...and that all, is in fact well. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Owns a map of Scandinavia but has no plans to ever go there. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Holds a gudge against fuggs because she corrupted FNG into meaning literally Fing the NG. Now, she can never fondly look back at her days as an FNG or messing with them. 3 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Took one good look at Zoombubba and said 3 Quote
Insipid Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Don't get me started about him. 🙃 Oh, and he had sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Filmed [classic swim] having sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 27 Posted February 27 Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 2 hours ago, [classic swim] said: Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal. I mean, I was leaving it open for you to say the woman kudasai stood up, but hey . . . no judging. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Has made it his life's ambition to create "Mode 8" graphics. Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Contrary to his username, knows absolutely nothing about alchemy. Edited February 28 by The_annoying_one 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Is currently fighting a Paternity suit from an Olive Garden waitress 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Wears an eyepatch over one eye, not because something happened to his eye, and not because he wants too look more like a pirate, but rather he's trying to get people to call him "Patch." Spoiler Is Kefka related to Enrico Palazzo????? Spoiler Hey, I watched Fullmetal Alchemist! You draw circles and magic happens! Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Had to go to rehab for his chicken biryani addiction Spoiler Wait and Bleed.... I wasn't the only virgin, yuck yuck yuck. Spoiler That's a broken hymen joke, in case you were wondering. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 (edited) Judging by past behaviors of all board members, would absolutely be the first one to volunteer to sleep with fuggs. Had to go to rehab for his addiction to fuggs' hooha. Edited February 28 by Doom Metal Alchemist 2 Quote
Seight Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Had to think of that and I'm sorry you had to go through that. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Randomly does the worm out in public whenever he gets the chance 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Sent in countless letters to The Simpsons demanding more Disco Stu. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Only knows that because he was the casting director. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted February 28 Posted February 28 He tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no . . . 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Sold his mom's VCR to get the hooha. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Was the real-life inspiration for the character Al Bundy. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Met Larry The Cable Guy at a public bathroom that wasn’t Olive Garden’s just for Larry to say “them bitches be disrespecting” 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Replaces Olive Garden's stolen urinal cakes with their chocolate cakes. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Goes to restaurants just for the appetizers before going home and making a baloney sandwich. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Replaces Olive Garden's stolen silverware with plastic forks, spoons and knives 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Replaces the replacement plastic forks and spoons with sporks. Spoiler He leaves the knives alone. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Has a strange obsession with The Olive Garden. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 28 Posted February 28 Thinks Olive Garden is authentic Italian food. 1 Quote
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