myth busters: boar3d edition

[1pooh4u]

Wants to know who “Andrew the Giant” is 

[-Kudasai-]

Has a voodoo doll of a certain musty janitor 

[1pooh4u]

Has me on speed dial whenever he wants to insert a new pin 

[The_annoying_one]

Wears the skins of her enemies.

[-Kudasai-]

Has a OnlyFans for shadow puppets 

[discolé monade]

has paid subscription TO onlyfans shadow puppets. 

[The_annoying_one]

Is my #1 subscriber.

[-Kudasai-]

Is currently training for the world beat boxing championship 

[The_annoying_one]

Shaves with butter instead of shaving cream.

[-Kudasai-]

Was told by his lawyer to get familiar with legal terms such as "perjury" and "obstruction"

[1pooh4u]

Stayed awake binge watching every episode of the WWF/WWE ever and died doing it 

[The_annoying_one]

Listens to Kenny G while chopping tomatoes.

[-Kudasai-]

Is Kenny G's biggest fan 

[The_annoying_one]

Has seen Kenny G in concert 14 times.

[-Kudasai-]

Can play the Batman theme song on the kazoo 

[discolé monade]

knows where the kazoo's been....

[-Kudasai-]

Is holding my Judas Chair for ransom 

[Seight]

Is going to find the guy who did this!

[The_annoying_one]

Is in charge of a group effort to solve this travesty!

[-Kudasai-]

Challenge and beat Sylvester Stallone in a arm wrestling match 

[discolé monade]

who had the chair the WHOLE time. 

stallone's wrist healed nicely. 

[-Kudasai-]

Did the moonwalk on the actual moon

[discolé monade]

knows it was filmed on a studio

[-Kudasai-]

Wasn't supposed to blab about that 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows who the Zodiac Killer was.

[discolé monade]

falls asleep to 'pink pony club', on loop

[-Kudasai-]

After successfully outbidding Ghostrek is now the proud owner the world's only fully functional Ghostbusters proton pack.

[discolé monade]

has a life size map of the world

[The_annoying_one]

Has her right shoulder pierced.

[discolé monade]

counts grains of salt for fun. 

[-Kudasai-]

Knows the secret language of Sealions 

[Seight]

Will circle back around to that

[discolé monade]

was a stand-in for tom cruise on the oprah winfrey show. 

[The_annoying_one]

Wrote “Old MacDonald Had A Farm”.

[discolé monade]

posed for 'playgirl' magazine. 

[-Kudasai-]

Has new hobby, making shurikens 

[discolé monade]

loves to do 'the mighty ducks' , LARPS

[-Kudasai-]

Loves to do the Crash Bandicoot dance

[The_annoying_one]

Listens to music in reverse.

[Insipid]

Harshly judges what people eat in the dinner thread.

[The_annoying_one]

Is a chicken biryani addict.

[molarbear]

once smuggled 5000 hamsters across the border with no bags

 

still will not answer any questions on where they kept the hamsters

[discolé monade]

woke up to find 5000 hamsters in his winter garden. 

[-Kudasai-]

Plays ball like a girl 

[The_annoying_one]

Knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

[-Kudasai-]

Tried to cuddle with a porcupine 

[discolé monade]

attends 'the phantom of the ice-capades' ; an ice spectacular extravaganza!

[-Kudasai-]

Hooked me up with the tickets 

[The_annoying_one]

Won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest in 2005.

[Seight]

Is the guy that announces everyone eating in the Hot Dog Contest