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Tale of Two Tailors (updated)


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Just now, smiradenius said:

So, who are the creditors named in it?  You might find that mortgage. 

I don't care and haven't said anything about your mortgage.

I'm just not particularly impressed by a grown man paying his bills. It's like the bare minimum expectation for being an adult.

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Just now, naraku360 said:

I don't care and haven't said anything about your mortgage.

I'm just not particularly impressed by a grown man paying his bills. It's like the bare minimum expectation for being an adult.

Which too many people skip out on.

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2 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

I don't care. That doesn't change whether or not it's inherently impressive. It isn't, by the way.

Okay, I just wanna show Nitwit number one that you don't need millions and billions to acquire a house with a small mortgage. 

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10 hours ago, smiradenius said:

How so?  Have you checked to see who the creditors are?

I don’t care either.  You’re poor, my dude, and you pretending you’re thriving is almost as ridiculous as your shit AI art.

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4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I don’t care either.  Homeless people can cover their bills too, that doesn’t mean they’re doing well, just that they can survive without the basic necessities of life at least for a short while.  You’re poor, my dude, and you pretending you’re thriving is almost as ridiculous as your shit AI art.

The mortgage company is that batch.

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1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Maybe your brother can take out a mortgage for you and you can pay him back with odd jobs.

He's going to sell that house and buy a much bigger one.  He can afford it now with his new job.

Me?  I don't need his help.  Anything $100k or less is fair game.

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1 minute ago, smiradenius said:

He's going to sell that house and buy a much bigger one.  He can afford it now with his new job.

Me?  I don't need his help.  Anything $100k or less is fair game.

What could you get for $100k?

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Just now, smiradenius said:

Show you the Zillow?  Look up the term, "distressed property".  They're very rare and always much lower than a standard listing.

So you’re telling me you can’t afford a mortgage on an actual home in your shithole city?  What about a fucking trailer?  Can you afford that?

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Just now, scoobdog said:

So you’re telling me you can’t afford a mortgage on an actual home in your shithole city?  What about a fucking trailer?  Can you afford that?

Why does it have to be in this town?  It's not like I still have to commute anywhere.

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6 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Still planning on moving to Montana after ten years?

Maybe not.  Pretty cold there most of the time.  Besides, that whole LLC thing sure fell flat.  It's not even there anymore.  And, I want something considerably warmer.

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4 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Lmao, he's still tossing random screen shots as if they make him honest.

But Scoob ruined my shtick because I was really going to grind on the homeless people being set for life too thing. 

I took out this really long typo from the post in question, so you're good.

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3 hours ago, smiradenius said:

Maybe not.  Pretty cold there most of the time.  Besides, that whole LLC thing sure fell flat.  It's not even there anymore.  And, I want something considerably warmer.

Well doesn't that just grind your gears?  But I'm sure you can find a "manufactured home"  in Phoenix or Texas for pocket change.  I hear both places are absolutely lovely in the summer, and you can go tooling about on your scooter amongst all the other retirees, rat tail flowing in the breeze behind you....

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23 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Well doesn't that just grind your gears?  But I'm sure you can find a "manufactured home"  in Phoenix or Texas for pocket change.  I hear both places are absolutely lovely in the summer, and you can go tooling about on your scooter amongst all the other retirees, rat tail flowing in the breeze behind you....

Not rich enough to retire in Florida...poor fella

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11 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

But it is out of your price range

How do you know that?  Have you shopped the whole state or just Boca Raton?  Do you know what distressed properties are?  Did you know that a house for repair is usually a lot cheaper than a turn key house?  Prices in any state could vary quite widely according to the municipality or neighborhood. 

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5 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Poor guy. Imagine buying your first renovation home in your 70s. 

Oh... it's not going to be a mere renovation at his price point.  He's going to be out there with his trusty hammer and his Harbor Freight nail bags putting up king studs on his "distressed" property.   The good news is he's going to be close to Bucket, who I;m sure has plenty of free time.

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2 hours ago, smiradenius said:

How do you know that?  Have you shopped the whole state or just Boca Raton?  Do you know what distressed properties are?  Did you know that a house for repair is usually a lot cheaper than a turn key house?  Prices in any state could vary quite widely according to the municipality or neighborhood. 

Forget the house, dude - you can't afford the insurance, not in Florida.

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