Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 Because the steaks would be too high. > > > > > >
Master-Debater131 Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 Steak when high is great Meat when high is great pretty much everything when high is great Being high is great I miss being high
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore.
Still Me Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.” “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?”
Master-Debater131 Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore. That........sucks. A lot
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.” “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?” Animal abuse is terrible.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 That........sucks. A lot Oh well that's just the way it is.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 its high like me O0 :420: Uhhhhh mods?
Still Me Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 Animal abuse is terrible. so is your sense of humor but you didnt see me bitching about it
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 Wow, that was pretty funny. I laughed. I'm going to ask my good buddy Joe for some more.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 so is your sense of humor but you didnt see me bitching about it As you can plainly see several people have approved my excellent sense of funny.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 lol good one WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 hey man fuck that airplane food The one time I had some I thought it was very underwhelming.
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Posted March 29, 2017 I'd have no idea how it actually tastes I've never been on an airplane
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 I'd have no idea how it actually tastes I've never been on an airplane It's like a TV dinner, maybe a little better. I can't really remember what it was, something like baked chicken and vegetables. It had gone cold. 3/10 on the quality scale.
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 take a seat over there. Why are you giving me that Chris Hansen line?
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Posted March 29, 2017 Meat doesnt always equal beef. It's okay if you don't get the joke.
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 3, 2017 Posted April 3, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore. that's everything it takes away or dulls from me. no shit. whut
Codename: Jackass Posted April 3, 2017 Author Posted April 3, 2017 that's everything it takes away or dulls from me. no shit. whut I just want to get high again without wanting to kill myself.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 3, 2017 Author Posted April 3, 2017 It's alright man just blame my parents like I do.
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