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Why should you never put meat on the top shelf of the fridge?


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A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.”  “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?”

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A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.”  “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?”

Animal abuse is terrible.

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I'd have no idea how it actually tastes I've never been on an airplane

It's like a TV dinner, maybe a little better.

I can't really remember what it was, something like baked chicken and vegetables.

 

It had gone cold.

 

3/10 on the quality scale.

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