Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Because the steaks would be too high. > > > > > > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Cheesy joke night? Into it! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 I have to credit Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Steak when high is great Meat when high is great pretty much everything when high is great Being high is great I miss being high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.” “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore. That........sucks. A lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 A couple buy a parrot but discovers too late that it’s foul-mouthed and bad-tempered. The bird keeps shouting obscenities so the couple lock it in their outdoor shed to try to shut it up. But it’s no good so they try a cupboard in the house. After 10 minutes the bird starts screaming again. Now the neighbours are getting angry. In desperation the couple shove the parrot in the fridge. Miraculously, the parrot suddenly shuts up. After five minutes they take the parrot out and put it back on its perch. The parrot apologises for its behaviour and asks to be forgiven. “That’s okay,” say the couple, “provided you won’t do it again.” “‘I won’t,” says the parrot, casting a nervous eye at the fridge. “By the way…What did the chicken do?” Animal abuse is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 its high like me O0 :420: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 That........sucks. A lot Oh well that's just the way it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 its high like me O0 :420: Uhhhhh mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wow, that was pretty funny. I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Animal abuse is terrible. so is your sense of humor but you didnt see me bitching about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wow, that was pretty funny. I laughed. I'm going to ask my good buddy Joe for some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 lol good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 so is your sense of humor but you didnt see me bitching about it As you can plainly see several people have approved my excellent sense of funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 lol good one WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 hey man fuck that airplane food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 hey man fuck that airplane food The one time I had some I thought it was very underwhelming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I'd have no idea how it actually tastes I've never been on an airplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 I'd have no idea how it actually tastes I've never been on an airplane It's like a TV dinner, maybe a little better. I can't really remember what it was, something like baked chicken and vegetables. It had gone cold. 3/10 on the quality scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 take a seat over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Meat doesnt always equal beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 take a seat over there. Why are you giving me that Chris Hansen line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 Meat doesnt always equal beef. It's okay if you don't get the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Gives me anxiety, panic attacks, intrusive thoughts and auditory hallucinations. I can't do it anymore. that's everything it takes away or dulls from me. no shit. whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 that's everything it takes away or dulls from me. no shit. whut I just want to get high again without wanting to kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 It's alright man just blame my parents like I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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