Happy Father's Day

[Vamped]

You bunch of dads. I hope you enjoy your socks and like... power drills 

[mthor]

And ties. Don't forget the ties.

[André Toulon]

I ain't getting shit ...the boy is having a birthday party at the clubhouse today and he ain't 💬 ng bout shit else....Neff said happy Father's day but I'm 100 percent sure her mother told her to do it. 

[Vamped]

30 minutes ago, mthor said:

And ties. Don't forget the ties.

I haven't bought a tie in a long time. Actually trying to think what they would wear one for now ... I guess a funeral ...?

[Vamped]

30 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I ain't getting shit ...the boy is having a birthday party at the clubhouse today and he ain't 💬 ng bout shit else....Neff said happy Father's day but I'm 100 percent sure her mother told her to do it. 

Sure he'll think about .... after the excitement of the party is over ... probably.... hopefully 

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I haven't bought a tie in a long time. Actually trying to think what they would wear one for now ... I guess a funeral ...?

I'd rather get nothing than a tie...wtf you want me to do with this....die?

[André Toulon]

Actually....we might have more virgins than dads here....

Me

Pat

Odin

.......that it....that's all I got. Who else?

There has to be more, right

 

[Vamped]

The one with the mental illness ... I think yeah it's only a handful of y'all running pretty low numbers on parenting in general 

[André Toulon]

9 minutes ago, Vamped said:

The one with the mental illness ... 

.....um...🙋🏿‍♂️...you don't m...

Nevermind, I'm good

[Mode 7]

Enough of the father's day wishes. I don't have kids and no I was never a a father figure to anyone 

[Vamped]

It's only one thread non-dad

[mthor]

2 hours ago, Vamped said:

The one with the mental illness ... I think yeah it's only a handful of y'all running pretty low numbers on parenting in general 

Barely a handful of any parents. Buddy, Pat, odin, you, disco, me - there was one other mom, I think (no, not fuggs), and I'm not sure who the one with mental illness is, but this is obviously a low reproduction zone.

[Mode 7]

[[classic swim]]

[Raptorpat]

happy day to all the papás and pères out there

3 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Actually....we might have more virgins than dads here....

Me

Pat

Odin

.......that it....that's all I got. Who else?

There has to be more, right

... should we open it up to celebrate with all the parents here or hog it all to ourselves

[Insipid]

mumbo isn't allowed to see his child.

poof has a child. In the biological sense, she is the father.

I can think of some more who made cameo appearances, but they don't count, imo.

[André Toulon]

24 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

happy day to all the papás and pères out there

... should we open it up to celebrate with all the parents here or hog it all to ourselves

Not enough to hog but is it enough to share ....

This made more sense in my head

[André Toulon]

Wacky...but he's more of an episodic villain at this point 

[UwPp]

I play baby daddy for my best friend's kids. 

..

She bought me coffee this morning for father's day. Boooya!

[Vamped]

Way back when I was actually using Facebook I would always see men posting about how women dump on father's day so I'm not trying to comandeer it from any of the dad's out there dadding