ITN: there are microplastics in your balls

[viperxmns]

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/microplastics-human-testicles-study-sperm-counts

He is coming.. uh literally, sort of.. eventually.. perhaps? 

Society 

[[classic swim]]

What about our balls having taste receptors?

[viperxmns]

  On 5/22/2024 at 4:58 AM, [classic swim] said:

What about our balls having taste receptors?

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That's nutrageous!

[[classic swim]]

[viperxmns]

Tossty balls of plastic 

[[classic swim]]

[viperxmns]

Human babies in 2039 real

[viperxmns]

'I keep trying to get rid of the microplastics but they keep coming back' -Pete

 

I think we're just doomcoping with memes at this point

[discolé monade]

praxeus

[viperxmns]

  On 5/22/2024 at 1:02 PM, discolé monade said:

praxeus

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 help us doctor

[The_annoying_one]

  On 5/22/2024 at 6:04 AM, [classic swim] said:

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Oh, come on, man! I don’t even go to Current Events that much! 

[MasqueradeOverture]

Dudes out here impregnating bitches with vinyl records

[SwimOdin]

Micro plastics, but macro penises, right boys?

[PhilosipherStoned]

Not sure if it would've been more appropriate or better recieved but we got a thread in GD as well so here it is again... A potential breakthrough in the fight agaisnt plastic pollution. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240419-the-worms-that-eat-through-plastic

Now the OP of this thread replied to my post in the GD thread, and it got me wondering if it would ever be possible to use an enzyme like that at the cellular level. Then we might even be able to fix the testicular issue here... 

I envision nanobots entering through the penis or some shit....then deploying the perfect amount of enzyme to destroy the microplastics. Maybe I'm a genuis. Maybe this is just sounding?? Maybe I just made my first Sci Fi porn???

Thoughts? 

 

 

Edited May 24, 2024 by PhilosipherStoned