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My kid brought home a card they made in school and it was full of lies. 

He said my favorite food was carrots 

I like to dance and I'm 31 

 

.... none of these things are the truth 

 

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How my mother's day is ending: 

10:21pm - I'm minding my own business, thinking the spawn is in bed where he should be. I turn my head ... he's just standing in the hallway

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Him: I wonder why my wink(penis) is so small 

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Him: It's smaller than usual and it scared me 

 

.... please go to bed because I have no answers 

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34 minutes ago, Vamped said:

How my mother's day is ending: 

10:21pm - I'm minding my own business, thinking the spawn is in bed where he should be. I turn my head ... he's just standing in the hallway

giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95282ifo0klpfib1syu75

What do you need?

Him: I wonder why my wink(penis) is so small 

giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952dkbjvp8v7bt92bl1zb

Him: It's smaller than usual and it scared me 

 

.... please go to bed because I have no answers 

And again, I am grateful that I had girls....

 

 

 

PS. Happy Mother's Day 

Also, Happy Mother's Day   @discolé monade

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

My kid brought home a card they made in school and it was full of lies. 

He said my favorite food was carrots 

I like to dance and I'm 31 

 

.... none of these things are the truth 

 

giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952zv751bemzr08k5ppmr

 

 

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