4/20

[nameraka]

is the date today. 

in case anyone had forgotten what the date was. 

you should really get like a calendar app on your phone or something.

anyway, you're welcome.

[André Toulon]

My ex birthday is tomorrow. I'm in her inbox wasting her time rn. 

 

She wasted mine....I'm very petty

[UwPp]

I'm stoned on this national stoners day. 

Hooray for Marijuana being legalized here!

[Mix]

I don't know what makes me sadder; that I didn't realize till now, or that I don't care.

I guess Owlman was right.

[Insipid]

My sister's birthday is today. I usually focus more on the Hitler aspect than the weed with her. 🙃

[Seight]

HAPPY (checks notes) UN CHINESE LANGUAGE DAY!

[discolé monade]

 

[André Toulon]

11 hours ago, André Toulon said:

My ex birthday is tomorrow. I'm in her inbox wasting her time rn. 

 

She wasted mine....I'm very petty

Oh.....I forgot the part where I'm a sucker.

This may have been a mistake. 

Her: So when you coming this way?

Me: I gotta take my mom to the airport so I'll pass right by you, maybe we can get lunch...

*Instantly panics internally* 

Brain: ABORT, ABORT!!!!! MAYDAY! MOUTH IS MOVING BEFORE BRAIN.

Me: 

 

[André Toulon]

Also 4/20/2024 is the same backwards and forwards. 

It took all day for FB to tell me this