SwimModSponges Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 It was a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 .......Do.......Do I even THINK I want to know how this happened in conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I've known two. It was the eighth day, following the issue of my uncleanliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 Well, I was talking to one of my other coworkers about whether or not they would eat exotic meat. Stuff like llama, horse, tapir, dog, owl, that sort of thing. They said they had turtle a few times and didn't care for it. So this same conversation comes up a little bit later with my boss; mentioned my coworker's statement, and remarked that I've never *had* turtle. "That is to say, I've never eaten turtle. Nor have I owned turtle... And I have never known a turtle in the biblical sense either." Had to clarify what I meant by "had" there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Okay........I still don't see where the Bible or "biblical sense" was needed here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Okay........I still don't see where the Bible or "biblical sense" was needed here. "And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them." or as the NIV translates it: They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 I've never "had" a turtle, in that I've never fucked a turtle. I mean, allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 "And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them." or as the NIV translates it: They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." That was rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 Ok fine, I've never raped a turtle. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 well he didn't believe you anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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