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I always thought it was just about money, but there's all kinds of shit in there.

-What happens if somebody cheats

-How fat they can get

-How many vacations they gotta take a year

-If they can or cannot talk to their exes, mainly that skank Carol.

 

People are trying to fix their relationships in the prenup. :happyjerk:

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1 hour ago, Mix said:

I always thought it was just about money, but there's all kinds of shit in there.

-What happens if somebody cheats

-How fat they can get

-How many vacations they gotta take a year

-If they can or cannot talk to their exes, mainly that skank Carol.

 

People are trying to fix their relationships in the prenup. :happyjerk:

The cheating thing I get, considering, well, you know... But yeah, the other crap is just dumb.

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4 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Mine doesn’t. It feels like the natural progression of our relationship. I feel like I sound like a douchebag after typing that?

People get married because they're happy. They don't get happy after they get married.

It's an unnecessary complication to appease society.

It's like saying you went sky diving to feel alive. You were already livin', bruv.

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On 12/2/2023 at 11:27 PM, Mix said:

People get married because they're happy. They don't get happy after they get married.

It's an unnecessary complication to appease society.

It's like saying you went sky diving to feel alive. You were already livin', bruv.

yeah, and honestly i know more people who regret having gotten married than those who are glad they did. not being able to leave a relationship after it's natural end point is not something i can see ever wanting and I'm so glad I've never gotten married myself.

the worst part is so many people end up seeing divorce as a failure because of it. it's not, there is nothing virtuous or superior about staying in a relationship that should have already ended. 

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On 12/2/2023 at 10:27 PM, Mix said:

People get married because they're happy. They don't get happy after they get married.

It's an unnecessary complication to appease society.

It's like saying you went sky diving to feel alive. You were already livin', bruv.

Damn it.  Stop being profound.

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On 12/3/2023 at 6:56 AM, Seight said:

Someone once said It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gone leave with half"

But then they turned out to be crazy so idk.

nah....it's still sound. but you can't hate her....

cause you know...

get down girl. go 'head. get down. 

and crazy seems to be a relative term these days. 

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