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R.I.P. #51


Dusty Shackleford

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My wife and I got into a discussion about what a “dick butt kiss” would be. I first posited that it’s anal sex. She countered that it’s oral sex followed by eating ass. I decided it’s an act performed in a three way when a penis is near an anus, and they are kissed simultaneously by a third partner.

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Stories I remember.  Dean Martin roast of OJ Simpson.  Simpson said that Butkus chased him 5 yards out of bounds, knocked him down and Butkus & Buffone each grabbed a leg.  Butkus looked down at OJ and said, "Make a wish."

After a play that ended in a dogpile, an opponent ran up to a ref and yelled. "Butkus bit me!"  The ref said, "Why was your hand in his face mask?"  Opponent, "Yeah!  Wait, what?"

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