R.I.P. #51

[Mode 7]

[SwimOdin]

My wife and I got into a discussion about what a “dick butt kiss” would be. I first posited that it’s anal sex. She countered that it’s oral sex followed by eating ass. I decided it’s an act performed in a three way when a penis is near an anus, and they are kissed simultaneously by a third partner.

RIP

Edited October 6, 2023 by SwimOdin

[Top Gun]

Toss-up between him and Dick Trickle for best sports name ever.

[tsar4]

Which one has the ball?

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!

[discolé monade]

13 hours ago, Top Gun said:

Toss-up between him and Dick Trickle for best sports name ever.

i'm tossing johnny unitas in that pile. 

r.i.p. legend. 

Edited October 6, 2023 by discolé monade
not the same pile. XD

[tsar4]

[MasqueradeOverture]

On 10/5/2023 at 11:07 PM, Top Gun said:

Toss-up between him and Dick Trickle for best sports name ever.

Not when Rusty Kuntz exists.

[tsar4]

Stories I remember.  Dean Martin roast of OJ Simpson.  Simpson said that Butkus chased him 5 yards out of bounds, knocked him down and Butkus & Buffone each grabbed a leg.  Butkus looked down at OJ and said, "Make a wish."

After a play that ended in a dogpile, an opponent ran up to a ref and yelled. "Butkus bit me!"  The ref said, "Why was your hand in his face mask?"  Opponent, "Yeah!  Wait, what?"

[ghostrek]

On 10/5/2023 at 9:29 PM, -Kudasai- said:

really?  Wow that's surprising