I have a sebaceous cyst on my arm that I have had since 2007

[Lemming]

Here is a pic

does anyone want to cut it out for me? I’ll pay you.

[Insipid]

Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.

[The_annoying_one]

I read that as “I have a Seabiscuit cyst on my arm”….

Edited May 9, 2023 by The_annoying_one

[Farg]

44 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.

Oh my! Thank you my son. If I weren’t a 79 year old gynecologist myself, I would take you up on your offer!

[Lemming]

42 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I read that as “I have a Seabiscuit cyst on my arm”….

I’ll show you a seabiscuit. *pulls down trousers*

[mthor]

That looks more like a lipoma. 

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, Lemming said:

I’ll show you a seabiscuit. *pulls down trousers*

🤮

[Fawlstout]

13 minutes ago, Farg said:

Oh my! Thank you my son. If I weren’t a 79 year old gynecologist myself, I would take you up on your offer!

This may have been The most fucked up thing I’ve ever posted. I will contact you shortly with my vitals and personal information.

[Fawlstout]

13 minutes ago, mthor said:

That looks more like a lipoma. 

Lettuce and peas, lettuce and peas, lettuce and peas owh owh owh owh owh owh

[Fawlstout]

13 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

🤮

This is my final post. May the gots have mercy..

[Insipid]

9 minutes ago, Fawlstout said:

This may have been The most fucked up thing I’ve ever posted. I will contact you shortly with my vitals and personal information.

I'm glad you seem to find my sense of humor to be a barometer of fuckery.

[The_annoying_one]

6 minutes ago, Fawlstout said:

This is my final post. May the gots have mercy..

Gotspeed in yer future endeavors.

[Distortedreasoning]

too much fapping? 

[nameraka]

I accidentally banged mine on a shelf like a decade ago and it went away. 

I guess what I'm saying is that I could hit you repeatedly if you think it would help.