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1 minute ago, Vela said:

"Victims of lies you believe"...'bout sums up my childhood xD (and society)

Zappa certainly had a lot of contempt for society in his time. He was rather cynical but the more time goes by the more I relate to his views. 

"We're Only In It For The Money' is such a good album and kinda satirizes The Beatles haha typical Frank Making fun of shit with an undertone of cynicism. 

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

I like a well defined clavicle ::nods::

I broke my left clavicle a month before my eighth birthday. I was sleeping in the top bunk at a cabin my grandparents used to have outside of Beaumont (Texas, of course) and I fell in the middle of the night and woke the entire cabin up when I hit the hardwood floor. I was in so much pain (at the time, anyway) I was screaming my head off.

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

Well thank you.    It's normal looking head on but my profile is pretty cartoony :D

You know I'm going to disagree with that. Your profile is not cartoony. Not even close.

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8 minutes ago, Vela said:

Well YEAH, breaking your clavicle has that effect! O.o  Jeeze from the sound of it you're lucky it wasn't your neck!

So you've had a broken clavicle as well, I take it? (I'm sorry. I'm not trying to come off as condescending or anything. I promise.)

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4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

So you've had a broken clavicle as well, I take it? (I'm sorry. I'm not trying to come off as condescending or anything. I promise.)

No the only thing I've broken was a finger, and that was pretty painful so I can imagine how much worse a larger bone, given the degree of impact needed to break it, must have hurt.

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7 hours ago, Vela said:

No the only thing I've broken was a finger, and that was pretty painful so I can imagine how much worse a larger bone, given the degree of impact needed to break it, must have hurt.

Yeah, it was horrible. And my dad, funnily enough, was the one who was worried I might break something. Mom was the one who said I'd be fine. Little did she know...lol

Oh, and I should've mentioned (although it's probably a given) that my painful wailing was what woke the entire cabin up because I remember instantly waking up and crying out in pain right after my left shoulder hit the floor. (Probably woke the people in the surrounding cabins as well.)

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My uncle Joe was such a dick, too. He tried to have me move my arms like a chicken would flap its wings, and like the seven-year-old kid I was, I was gullible enough to listen. (He did say later on that day that he didn't realize how bad it was at first and that he was sorry he made me do that.)

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4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Yeah, it was horrible. And my dad, funnily enough, was the one who was worried I might break something. Mom was the one who said I'd be fine. Little did she know...lol

Oh, and I should've mentioned (although it's probably a given) that my painful wailing was what woke the entire cabin up because I remember instantly waking up and crying out in pain right after my left shoulder hit the floor. (Probably the people in the surrounding cabins as well.)

Was that your first time in a bunk bead?

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2 minutes ago, Vela said:

Was that your first time in a bunk bead?

No, but it was the first time I slept in the top bunk. (Also, I wanted to be next to my brother Teddy, who was also in the top bunk bed. I looked up to him a hell of a lot when we were younger.)

Yes, you can call me a dumbass. I deserve it.

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1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said:

My uncle Joe was such a dick, too. He tried to have me move my arms like a chicken would flap its wings, and like the seven-year-old kid I was, I was gullible enough to listen. (He did say later on that day that he didn't realize how bad it was at first and that he was sorry he made me do that.)

Well it's really hard to gage with little kids, for all he knew were crying so hard because the shock of falling in your sleep scared you, even adults overexaggerate things when they're tired because emotions are heightened then.

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1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said:

No, but it was the first time I slept in the top bunk. (Also, I wanted to be next to my brother Teddy, who was also in the top bunk bed. I looked up to him a hell of a lot when we were younger.)

Yes, you can call me a dumbass. I deserve it.

I can't call seven year old you a dumbass! 😆

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5 minutes ago, Vela said:

Well it's really hard to gage with little kids, for all he knew were crying so hard because the shock of falling in your sleep scared you, even adults overexaggerate things when they're tired because emotions are heightened then.

True. I definitely get that. But he liked to cut up and poke fun a lot, too. I'm a little surprised that my parents didn't tell him to knock it off and that I didn't have to do that.

And sure you can call me a dumbass. I should've taken the bottom bunk. That way, if I had rolled out of bed, I wouldn't have hurt myself in my sleep.

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9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

True. I definitely get that. But he liked to cut up and poke fun a lot, too. I'm a little surprised that my parents didn't tell him to knock it off and that I didn't have to do that.

And sure you can call me a dumbass. I should've taken the bottom bunk. That way, if I had rolled out of bed, I wouldn't have hurt myself in my sleep.

Well your mom thought you were ready, so it was probably a 50/50 chance scenario.  And most little kids think they can do things that they really can't ^_^  Also there's nothing dumb about looking up to your older brother...so...NO YOU!!!

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

Well your mom thought you were ready, so it was probably a 50/50 chance scenario.  And most little kids think they can do things that they really can't ^_^  Also there's nothing dumb about looking up to your older brother...so...NO YOU!!!

Okay, okay. Fine. lol

But see, here's the thing. I knew something was wrong because I was in AGONY! So I shouldn't have even listened to my Uncle Joe and tried to move my left arm at all. (I know that's not really what you meant by that though.)

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3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Okay, okay. Fine. lol

THANK you...dumbass. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 Ahahahahahaha...I'm just kidding.  I'M JUST KIDDING!  Purely a matter of timing,  I had no choice.

6 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

 

But see, here's the thing. I knew something was wrong because I was in AGONY! So I shouldn't have even listened to my Uncle Joe and tried to move my left arm at all. (I know that's not really what you meant by that though.)

Again you were just doing what you were told and clearly you didn't know yet that your uncle wasn't someone you should ever listen to 😅

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10 minutes ago, Vela said:

THANK you...dumbass. 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣 Ahahahahahaha...I'm just kidding.  I'M JUST KIDDING!  Purely a matter of timing,  I had no choice.

Again you were just doing what you were told and clearly you didn't know yet that your uncle wasn't someone you should ever listen to 😅

Fair. (And it's okay. I understand. I probably would've done the same thing.)

Now then, back to my eyes. Look at how weird they are. Lots of brown and bits of green in there. Blegh! lol

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2 hours ago, Vela said:

They're a lovely hazel, btw.

I'll just shut up and say thank you. So thank you. :$

And goodnight. Sweet well.

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I honestly wasn't expecting that. Thank you.
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9 hours ago, Vela said:

I like a well defined clavicle ::nods::

Well defined you say?

Per Wiki:

"The clavicle, or collarbone, is a slender, S-shaped long bone approximately 6 inches (15 cm) long[1] that serves as a strut between the shoulder blade and the sternum (breastbone). There are two clavicles, one on the left and one on the right. The clavicle is the only long bone in the body that lies horizontally. Together with the shoulder blade, it makes up the shoulder girdle. It is a palpable bone and, in people who have less fat in this region, the location of the bone is clearly visible. It receives its name from Latin clavicula 'little key' because the bone rotates along its axis like a key when the shoulder is abducted. The clavicle is the most commonly fractured bone. It can easily be fractured by impacts to the shoulder from the force of falling on outstretched arms or by a direct hit."

Is that define enough for you?!

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3 hours ago, atomicinumatt said:

Well defined you say?

Per Wiki:

"The clavicle, or collarbone, is a slender, S-shaped long bone approximately 6 inches (15 cm) long[1] that serves as a strut between the shoulder blade and the sternum (breastbone). There are two clavicles, one on the left and one on the right. The clavicle is the only long bone in the body that lies horizontally. Together with the shoulder blade, it makes up the shoulder girdle. It is a palpable bone and, in people who have less fat in this region, the location of the bone is clearly visible. It receives its name from Latin clavicula 'little key' because the bone rotates along its axis like a key when the shoulder is abducted. The clavicle is the most commonly fractured bone. It can easily be fractured by impacts to the shoulder from the force of falling on outstretched arms or by a direct hit."

Is that define enough for you?!

Ooooo yeah baby, talk more about shoulder girdles, mmmmmm that little key.  🤣

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3 hours ago, atomicinumatt said:

Yea my whole body is ugly but ugly people will take over the world anyway so...

We all think we're ugly in some way.  Bodies are fun to draw though, I love drawing round things I think because of the natural arc your wrist creates when sketching while your arm is wresting.   ANd I JUST REALLY LOVE ROUND THINGS!  I wonder if there's a word for that...

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