Why didn't Godzilla ever attack Northern Europe?

[SwimModSponges]

His doctor advised him to avoid swedes.

[ghostrek]

His doctor advised him to avoid swedes.

 

why?

[StarPanda]

Because he dint want to interrupt ww1 and ww2

[StarPanda]

why?

Because it gave him cavities

[SwimModSponges]

Because it gave him cavities

 

And also obesity and heart problems.

[Mini_ghost420]

he did. they just called him a dragon

[ghostrek]

Because it gave him cavities

 

sweds ?  ok

[scoobdog]

why?

WHY NOT?!

[ghostrek]

ok

[Hornshire]

He was going to get there eventually. He just wasn't Russian.

[bnmjy]

why?

 

Congrats, you made me laugh, unlike the joke.

[SwimModSponges]

I lol'd at this as well.

 

We're like a humor centipede.