Amazon + Healthcare - What could go wrong?

[matrixman124]

 

[GuyBeardmane]

"Well it appears that you have stomach cancer.  If you sign up for Amazon Prime we can get you into chemo in just two days."

[matrixman124]

4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

"Well it appears that you have stomach cancer.  If you sign up for Amazon Prime we can get you into chemo in just two days."

We are so screwed 😂

[katt_goddess]

Brought to you by the same people who think working overnight shifts during a tornado is common sense / good business and who think bathroom breaks equal stealing from the company.  

[matrixman124]

15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Brought to you by the same people who think working overnight shifts during a tornado is common sense / good business and who think bathroom breaks equal stealing from the company.  

They just need to enter pharmaceuticals and they will be the Umbrella Corporation.

 

[katt_goddess]

36 minutes ago, matrixman124 said:

They just need to enter pharmaceuticals and they will be the Umbrella Corporation.

 

The new CEO of Amazon Umbrella Corp has entered the chat

[Seight]

Finally, a glass bottle-based healthcare system!

[Master-Debater131]

I see nothing wrong with this at all.

Its not like Amazon has worker policies so horrible that they expect to burn through the entire available worker pool in the next couple years or anything.

What could possibly go wrong with bringing that kind of policy to healthcare?

[matrixman124]

14 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

I see nothing wrong with this at all.

Its not like Amazon has worker policies so horrible that they expect to burn through the entire available worker pool in the next couple years or anything.

What could possibly go wrong with bringing that kind of policy to healthcare?

[naraku360]

"We can't accept your insurance because they're saying you don't have your insurance policy insured."