matrixman124 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 "Well it appears that you have stomach cancer. If you sign up for Amazon Prime we can get you into chemo in just two days." 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 21, 2022 Author Share Posted July 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: "Well it appears that you have stomach cancer. If you sign up for Amazon Prime we can get you into chemo in just two days." We are so screwed 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Brought to you by the same people who think working overnight shifts during a tornado is common sense / good business and who think bathroom breaks equal stealing from the company. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 21, 2022 Author Share Posted July 21, 2022 15 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Brought to you by the same people who think working overnight shifts during a tornado is common sense / good business and who think bathroom breaks equal stealing from the company. They just need to enter pharmaceuticals and they will be the Umbrella Corporation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 36 minutes ago, matrixman124 said: They just need to enter pharmaceuticals and they will be the Umbrella Corporation. The new CEO of Amazon Umbrella Corp has entered the chat 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 Finally, a glass bottle-based healthcare system! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I see nothing wrong with this at all. Its not like Amazon has worker policies so horrible that they expect to burn through the entire available worker pool in the next couple years or anything. What could possibly go wrong with bringing that kind of policy to healthcare? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrixman124 Posted July 22, 2022 Author Share Posted July 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said: I see nothing wrong with this at all. Its not like Amazon has worker policies so horrible that they expect to burn through the entire available worker pool in the next couple years or anything. What could possibly go wrong with bringing that kind of policy to healthcare? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 "We can't accept your insurance because they're saying you don't have your insurance policy insured." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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