fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Im posting this because some of you are giving melatonin to your kid and probably fucking them up for life. Heed all idiots. All idiots. Completely read the label before you give your children any substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 *sigh*....although melatonin in small doses does not seem to alter hormones in adolescents, there are currently no definitive studies to conclusively show positive or negative effects to development...IE who knows...talk to a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 *sigh*....although melatonin in small doses does not seem to alter hormones in adolescents, there are currently no definitive studies to conclusively show positive or negative effects to development...IE who knows...talk to a doctor The label says not to give it to them so dont. The fact that even doctors dont know how itll fuck little timmy up should be even more of a deterrent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 The label says not to give it to them so dont. The fact that even doctors dont know how itll fuck little timmy up should be even more of a deterrent. given that i deal with doctors everyday....them writing a script for amoxicillin is potentially deadly....they arent the brightest fucking crayons anyway....and to be fair OTC vitamins were created by a man who thought it would be a way to cheat his own death and marketed to the ignorant....and melatonin itself doesnt provide enough evidence to promote sleep...it MAY...but its not a promise nor will it help you stay asleep....the label should say 'ingest at your own risk' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 given that i deal with doctors everyday....them writing a script for amoxicillin is potentially deadly....they arent the brightest fucking crayons anyway....and to be fair OTC vitamins were created by a man who thought it would be a way to cheat his own death and marketed to the ignorant....and melatonin itself doesnt provide enough evidence to promote sleep...it MAY...but its not a promise nor will it help you stay asleep....the label should say 'ingest at your own risk' Melatonin has changed my life. My supervisor suggested because his bipolar brother takes it. It has worked miracles on allowing me to fall asleep and stay asleep. It also has stopped me from having nightmares every night. It may not work for everyone but it works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Melatonin has changed my life. My supervisor suggested because his bipolar brother takes it. It has worked miracles on allowing me to fall asleep and stay asleep. It also has stopped me from having nightmares every night. It may not work for everyone but it works for me. k....bet a placebo would do the same...lol like a fucking jelly bean..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 k....bet a placebo would do the same...lol like a fucking jelly bean..... Im thankful for all the sunshine you bring into my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 i thought melatonin was a naturally occurring hormone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 i thought melatonin was a naturally occurring hormone... Yes from the pituitary gland which is why i wouldn't give it to a kid. Probably fucks with their puberty or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 I took melatonin as a boy to help with sleep issues. There isn't really a definitive study on the effects of melatonin. It's the same with most over the counter supplements, they are largly untested. As such they are sold "as is", i.e. the disclaimers are legal warnings in order to cover them from lawsuits. I'm not saying it's ok to give melatonin to kids, I'm saying I don't know and neither do they. I can tell you though that melatonin use was not even on the radar of things that fucked me up as a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 You aren't supposed to shove 30 Klonopin down your gullet, either. So maybe don't be quite so judgey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why would you make a thread about this when it was brought up days ago. As long as you don't give them too much or it all the time it's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why would you make a thread about this when it was brought up days ago. As long as you don't give them too much or it all the time it's fine. No its not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Please.... please tell me youre not saying Melatonin is not for kids because of the text "keep out of reach of children" please tell me youre not that fucking autistic you fucking retard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Please.... please tell me youre not saying Melatonin is not for kids because of the text "keep out of reach of children" please tell me youre not that fucking autistic you fucking retard... No because it says NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. you dumb piece of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 No because it says NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. you dumb piece of shit Actually it says not intended for pregnant or nursing women. It only says keep out of reach of children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 fuggs avoid all vans because youll just get raped when they tell your fat muffin top ass we have day old cheeseburgers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 fuggs avoid all vans because youll just get raped when they tell your fat muffin top ass we have day old cheeseburgers.... lmao, what a dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Actually it says not intended for pregnant or nursing women. It only says keep out of reach of children wow you really cant read labels. youre gonna kill your kid one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 wow you really cant read labels. youre gonna kill your kid one day. I'm confident in my reading comprehension to protect not only my life but others as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 I'm confident in my reading comprehension to protect not only my life but others as well. you have clearly shown that you cannot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 You're just supposed to give them a little whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 please tell me you didn't OD your daughter ...and only NOW decided to check the label.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 please tell me you didn't OD your daughter ...and only NOW decided to check the label.... um no. because i was never dumb enough to give my kid a sleep aid in the first place. and i dont have to. she goes to sleep when i tell her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 you have clearly shown that you cannot Why do they you outline where it says that from the same picture. Go ahead I'll wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why do they you outline where it says that from the same picture. Go ahead I'll wait Ok. Hold on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Ok. Hold on. I'm holding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 12, 2017 Author Share Posted March 12, 2017 Why do they you outline where it says that from the same picture. Go ahead I'll wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Well done. It's still not dangerous though. I find it odd they would put it at the bottom of that instead of at the top with pregnant and nursing women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Please.... please tell me youre not saying Melatonin is not for kids because of the text "keep out of reach of children" please tell me youre not that fucking autistic you fucking retard... This response wins the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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