Security officers are baffled.

[Sofa King Kule]

It's the iPad bandit.

Our new time clocks are getting ripped right off the walls.  The clocks are in fact iPads with time management software.

 

It's gonna be quite a show when this bandit is caught.

edit: spell fix

Edited May 26, 2021 by Sofa King Kule

[Ginguy]

Start running, Mexico awaits....

[scoobdog]

Cancun, right?

[Sofa King Kule]

6 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Start running, Mexico awaits....

Puh... You'd have to steal ten thousand of those things for a successful Mexico run.

[BlackNoir]

Its you, isn't it.

[Sofa King Kule]

3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Its you, isn't it.

When he's caught, I'll post it here.

Sounds like something that could make the Markley and Van Camp "nimrods" segment.

Anyway, only three of the tablets are placed in publicly accessible areas.  All security really needs is to turn some cameras in those directions.  They'll get him.

[BlackNoir]

This is asinine....So the cameras have to be "turned" to these areas....because the time clocks aren't already under surveillance?  I mean, I'm not expecting a crack team at Bally's but damn, one employee can clock in the whole crew and they would be none the wiser.

Look bro, you are going to need to work out the plot holes in your thread before you post them.

[Sofa King Kule]

7 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

This is asinine....So the cameras have to be "turned" to these areas....because the time clocks aren't already under surveillance?  I mean, I'm not expecting a crack team at Bally's but damn, one employee can clock in the whole crew and they would be none the wiser.

Look bro, you are going to need to work out the plot holes in your thread before you post them.

You expect one guy to know everyone else's access codes?

It's not like we have cards anymore.

[BlackNoir]

5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

You expect one guy to know everyone else's access codes?

It's not like we have cards anymore.

I mean, why would he have to know them.

That technology you keep claiming to have like a phone and shit is quite awesome at doing shit like keeping a list of them, or having someone text it to you, or, since the clock is an ipad, and you seem to be surrounded by like company of fools, I'd almost bet they pop up with auto-fill.....

But yeah, it's not hard and you trying to fill these holes with stupidity won't work.

Edited May 26, 2021 by BlackNoir

[RainyDayJizz#35]

The fuck is a successful Mexico run?

[Sofa King Kule]

4 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

I mean, why would he have to know them.

That technology you keep claiming to have like a phone and shit is quite awesome at doing shit like keeping a list of them, or having someone text it to you, or, since the clock is an ipad, and you seem to be surrounded by like company of fools, I'd almost bet they pop up with auto-fill.....

But yeah, it's not hard and you trying to fill these holes with stupidity won't work.

I see...

The same app happens to be loaded into our phones.  We have an option of punching in on a wall clock or punching in on our phones.  Either way, the location is tracked.  If Fredzo is punched in on a wall clock and phone location says Scranton, Fredzo gets tossed out on his ear.

[resurrected]

You have no tracking device on your flip phone.

Stop being paranoid.

[Sofa King Kule]

3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

The fuck is a successful Mexico run?

When you can stay there instead of having the Mexican officials take you for a bumpy ride back into Texas and drop you off in a sheriff's office.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

When you can stay there instead of having the Mexican officials take you for a bumpy ride back into Texas and drop you off in a sheriff's office.

W.T.F?

[BlackNoir]

5 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

I see...

The same app happens to be loaded into our phones.  We have an option of punching in on a wall clock or punching in on our phones.  Either way, the location is tracked.  If Fredzo is punched in on a wall clock and phone location says Scranton, Fredzo gets tossed out on his ear.

All of this extra shit you added means nothing if 1 person has all of the codes in his phone and keys them into the allegedly unsupervised time clock....

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, resurrected said:

You have no tracking device on your flip phone.

Stop being paranoid.

It's not a flip phone. 

I threw the flip phone out seven years ago.

This new one is a smart phone and yes, I read all the permissions pop ups before installing the app.

 

 

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

All of this extra shit you added means nothing if 1 person has all of the codes in his phone and keys them into the allegedly unsupervised time clock....

Google Paycom.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Google Paycom.

no

[Sofa King Kule]

3 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

W.T.F?

That's right...

Mexico doesn't let American criminals take up residence there.

 

[resurrected]

2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Google Paycom.

Google 2girls1cup.

[Sofa King Kule]

Just now, BlackNoir said:

no

That's what the app is.

[resurrected]

You should go to bed, old man.

You're gonna miss the Today Show in the morning.

[BlackNoir]

Stop trying to derail your own bullshit...You ain't running, bih

[resurrected]

Let me be the first fucker to wish @RedemptionZeni a Happy Birthday.

Fuck off Packard.

This is now Zeni's birthday thread.

[BlackNoir]

Happy Birthday you champion of champions..... @RedemptionZeni

And hey, hot teen threads are ok now....We had a rule change.

[Sofa King Kule]

5 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Stop trying to derail your own bullshit...You ain't running, bih

Here's what it looks like on my phone, dipshit.

 

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Here's what it looks like on my phone, dipshit.

 

Happy birthday @RedemptionZeni

And how it looks has bothing to do with how it functions....You are literally just looking stupid for no reason now....go find another thread, Res, jacked this one.

[resurrected]

3 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Here's what it looks like on my phone, dipshit.

 

@RedemptionZeni Birthday, yo

Edited May 26, 2021 by resurrected

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

Happy birthday @RedemptionZeni

And how it looks has bothing to do with how it functions....You are literally just looking stupid for no reason now....go find another thread, Res, jacked this one.

Now, you wanna move the goal post

 

You were saying there's NO phone software.  There it is.

You want the location permission, too?

[BlackNoir]

Just now, Sofa King Kule said:

Now, you wanna move the goal post

 

You were saying there's NO phone software.  There it is.

You want the location permission, too?

......is this what senility looks like?...or is this just illiteracy.

I never said anything of the sort.

[Sofa King Kule]

2 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

......is this what senility looks like?...or is this just illiteracy.

I never said anything of the sort.

Here it is, Fredzo!

Permissions for Paycom app.

 

[resurrected]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Here it is, Fredzo!

Permissions for Paycom app.

 

Happy Birthday, @RedemptionZeni

[BlackNoir]

Damn bro, it must suck to not get to drink on your birthday, but be thankful you got to have another birthday bro

[resurrected]

Panic is bringing those legal teen hotties. They doing shots out their hoohahs. 

[resurrected]

You know it's bad when Zeni won't even enter a Packard thread. 

[resurrected]

Well, I think Packard has cured my insomnia. 

Gonna give this thing they call sleep another shot.

[PenguinBoss]

28 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

That's right...

Mexico doesn't let American criminals take up residence there.

 

Congrats on falling just short of being banned for racism.

And speaking of Hispanic people, Happy B-day to my boy @RedemptionZeni

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, resurrected said:

Panic is bringing those legal teen hotties. They doing shots out their hoohahs. 

All this, just because some bag of termite shit in here can't wrap his head around any new timeclock software?

[BlackNoir]

2 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

All this, just because some bag of termite shit in here can't wrap his head around any new timeclock software?

I mean...It's you that's struggling here

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

I mean...It's you that's struggling here

The screenshot evidence has been posted, dipshit.

Yes, that does include the app's location feature.

[BlackNoir]

16 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

The screenshot evidence has been posted, dipshit.

Yes, that does include the app's location feature.

....Ok, and how is that going to stop someone else from clocking in for you if they are standing in front of the ipad.

Think carefully now.....Because you can just say "oh, it won't" but we all know you're too dumb to cut your losses.....So with this next reply, try not to dig another hole.

[Sofa King Kule]

1 minute ago, BlackNoir said:

....Ok, and how is that going to stop someone else from clocking in for you if they are standing in front of the ipad.

Think carefully now.....Because you can just say "oh, it won't" but we all know you're too dumb to cut your losses.....So with this next reply, try not to dig another hole.

The supervisor is there, handing out the radios, keys and assignment sheets during scheduled clock in moments.  He would notice somebody standing around for twenty minutes, punching other folks in.

And before you say that the phone angle negates that, only your very own phone can access the clocks on your behalf, regardless of whose passcode you use.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

1 hour ago, BlackNoir said:

W.T.F?

I don't know what I expected. But we got something.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

The supervisor is there, handing out the radios, keys and assignment sheets during scheduled clock in moments.  He would notice somebody standing around for twenty minutes, punching other folks in.

 

And yet someone was able to make off with an ipad.....Is he blind?

[Sofa King Kule]

Just now, BlackNoir said:

And yet someone was able to make off with an ipad.....Is he blind?

Supervisor is there, during .. scheduled... clock... in... moments.

[BlackNoir]

Oh, several ipads...I forgot.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said:

Supervisor is there, during .. scheduled... clock... in... moments.

Oh ok, well I have to check since this new information is just becoming visible.

[BlackNoir]

2 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

This is asinine....So the cameras have to be "turned" to these areas....because the time clocks aren't already under surveillance?  I mean, I'm not expecting a crack team at Bally's but damn, one employee can clock in the whole crew and they would be none the wiser.

Look bro, you are going to need to work out the plot holes in your thread before you post them.

 

2 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said:

You expect one guy to know everyone else's access codes?

It's not like we have cards anymore.

 

2 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

I mean, why would he have to know them.

That technology you keep claiming to have like a phone and shit is quite awesome at doing shit like keeping a list of them, or having someone text it to you, or, since the clock is an ipad, and you seem to be surrounded by like company of fools, I'd almost bet they pop up with auto-fill.....

But yeah, it's not hard and you trying to fill these holes with stupidity won't work.

51 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said:

The supervisor is there, handing out the radios, keys and assignment sheets during scheduled clock in moments.  He would notice somebody standing around for twenty minutes, punching other folks in.

And before you say that the phone angle negates that, only your very own phone can access the clocks on your behalf, regardless of whose passcode you use.