inhumanrampager Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Are your parents for the weenus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: Are your parents for the weenus? There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening. Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach. Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this. Claritin knocks me on my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 1, 2021 Author Share Posted April 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, molarbear said: There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening. Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach. Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this. Claritin knocks me on my ass But did you hit the burning hammer of vengeance? How else will I find the cabbage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 You'll have to be more specific, there's literally hundreds of chicken sandwiches now. I believe Axe maybe has one, but don't quote me on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 1, 2021 Author Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Seight said: You'll have to be more specific, there's literally hundreds of chicken sandwiches now. I believe Axe maybe has one, but don't quote me on that. Are you not the mighty beastlord? No, it must have been another space carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 11 hours ago, inhumanrampager said: But did you hit the burning hammer of vengeance? How else will I find the cabbage? You just gotta find the Airbender dude, he always breaks the cabbage stand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Someone's parents were clowns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 13 hours ago, molarbear said: You just gotta find the Airbender dude, he always breaks the cabbage stand I will not eat this record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 2, 2021 Author Share Posted April 2, 2021 12 hours ago, nameraka said: Someone's parents were clowns... Yes, and so was the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I am the walnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I am the spaghetti 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 3, 2021 Author Share Posted April 3, 2021 20 hours ago, Raptorpat said: I am the walnut Your knees have no holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 3, 2021 Author Share Posted April 3, 2021 11 hours ago, katt_goddess said: I am the spaghetti I disrespectfully disagree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 3, 2021 Share Posted April 3, 2021 14 hours ago, inhumanrampager said: I disrespectfully disagree Your mother is a disrespectfully disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 4, 2021 Author Share Posted April 4, 2021 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Your mother is a disrespectfully disagree. No you're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 14 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said: No you're not You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 4, 2021 Author Share Posted April 4, 2021 3 hours ago, katt_goddess said: You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake? I don't have a smart cake. The cake is dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 16 hours ago, inhumanrampager said: I don't have a smart cake. The cake is dumb. You'd have to be dumb to let someone just sit and fart you out of existance. CONGRESS MAKES THESE RULES FOR A REASON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 5, 2021 Author Share Posted April 5, 2021 10 hours ago, katt_goddess said: You'd have to be dumb to let someone just sit and fart you out of existance. CONGRESS MAKES THESE RULES FOR A REASON. I am the most powerful donut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 You reminded me of this lesson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 5, 2021 Share Posted April 5, 2021 14 hours ago, inhumanrampager said: I am the most powerful donut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 12 hours ago, Sieg67 said: You reminded me of this lesson. Excuse me, I am the ALMIGHTY Flying Apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 8 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 6, 2021 Author Share Posted April 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Seight said: Meow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 hmm mush urge turbotax butt to utt egg high me tract egg by TT 5th not murray bun just but shiney in kindred ct having evil 7th lol let off don't ugh dunno if needed CD all zen huh butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhumanrampager Posted April 7, 2021 Author Share Posted April 7, 2021 22 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: hmm mush urge turbotax butt to utt egg high me tract egg by TT 5th not murray bun just but shiney in kindred ct having evil 7th lol let off don't ugh dunno if needed CD all zen huh butt I misunderstood none of your top bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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