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inhumanrampager

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15 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said:

Are your parents for the weenus?

There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening.

Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg

There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach.   Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this.  Claritin knocks me on my ass

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9 minutes ago, molarbear said:

There I was, 4th and long, the ball got snapped, I knew the play was fucked from the beginning because there was definitely a Blitz happening.

Ran a screen route, and here I exist today, having topped the other Sperm that would have occupied my Egg

There was another at first, but I consumed it in the womb and thus I was cut out of a stomach.   Not gonna lie, no clue where I was going with this.  Claritin knocks me on my ass

But did you hit the burning hammer of vengeance? How else will I find the cabbage?

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14 minutes ago, inhumanrampager said:

No you're not

You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake? 

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3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

You never write, you never call. Would it kill you to pick up that 'smart phone' and use it for something wholesome instead of watching those farty cake things? Waste of cakes. You know how long it takes to make a good cake? 

I don't have a smart cake. The cake is dumb.

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