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So I was at some weird ass restaurant and I saw this chick. And I faked an australian accent to make her laugh. But she knew my accent was fake and like made fun of it. Then we fucked in a movie theater and everyone knew. Then I left.

 

And that was basically it

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4 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

So I was at some weird ass restaurant and I saw this chick. And I faked an australian accent to make her laugh. But she knew my accent was fake and like made fun of it. Then we fucked in a movie theater and everyone knew. Then I left.

 

And that was basically it

I had a dream this guy faked an australian accent to make me laugh and he fucked me on a plane

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14 hours ago, Mortir said:

Weird me too I do not want to explain it it was too weird I am trying not to think about it too muhc.

Well, now you legally have to tell us. 

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I've been having more and more dreams where I'm sucking my own dick. It isn't constant or anything, but this month it's probably happened three times. 

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8 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I've been having more and more dreams where I'm sucking my own dick. It isn't constant or anything, but this month it's probably happened three times. 

That's impressive bro

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14 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I've been having more and more dreams where I'm sucking my own dick. It isn't constant or anything, but this month it's probably happened three times. 

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To dream that you are performing oral sex on yourself represents your need for self-gratification. 

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8 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

IF I SAW WHAT I THINK I SAW THATS A FEDERAL OFFENSE

after that the louis ck guy was like "ah he's just jealous" and wanted me to come sit by him again. I was like no if i even get up hes gonna come running over and I don't wanna get banned from delta

entire flight crew said nothing and gave me the dirtiest looks as I deboarded 

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6 minutes ago, Poof said:

after that the louis ck guy was like "ah he's just jealous" and wanted me to come sit by him again. I was like no if i even get up hes gonna come running over and I don't wanna get banned from delta

entire flight crew said nothing and gave me the dirtiest looks as I deboarded 

Fuck those hoes they all jealous they be flying all over the country and not getting any 🍆

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9 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Fuck those hoes they all jealous they be flying all over the country and not getting any 🍆

I hope they put a note in my passenger file about it. They seem to have treated me normally on every delta flight I've had since that one but when I remember to I try and notice if they treat me any differently on delta like if they know I'm problematic

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According to a flight attendant and contributor to The Points Guy, Carrie A. Trey, the tablets that American Airlines attendants are using these days include notes from other attendants on previous flights, such as, the blog says, "was mistreated by the last crew and the flight was delayed too, so please make sure they get the VIP experience."

 

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6 minutes ago, Poof said:

I hope they put a note in my passenger file about it. They seem to have treated me normally on every delta flight I've had since that one but when I remember to I try and notice if they treat me any differently on delta like if they know I'm problematic

 

It's crazy you did that shit on a plane. Lol when I fly I'm too busy freaking the fuck out to even get hard 😂

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3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

It's crazy you did that shit on a plane. Lol when I fly I'm too busy freaking the fuck out to even get hard 😂

I was never scared to fly even when I was little. And now I'm so used to it. Like I don't even wanna think about how many flights I've taken. Like.. I hung out w/Norton at least a dozen times. So just counting hanging out w/Jim. I'd go from Lansing to Detroit to NYC and back. That's 4 takeoffs/landings each trip. So about 50 takeoffs/landings just from my friendship w/Jim.

I wouldn't be surprised if I've taken off/landed over 500 times. Less than 1000 tho. I haven't driven a car in like 8 years. So not even thinking about scenes, vacations, and getting flown out for sex. If the bus/train to a place I want to go is more than 4 hours, I'm likely to fly. Sometimes I'll fly even if bus/train isn't that long but the flight is cheap bc of the date or how far in advance I'm planning the trip. I wish I kept track but I only started doing frequent flyer programs 2 years ago. Dumb I know...

This one business traveler type dude I had a convo w/about flying frequently and the fear... he said something like "at first you're scared of flying, then you get used to it, and then if you keep flying regularly all the time for work, you start to get scared again bc you wonder if you're flying enough to hit those odds... "

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I think what freaks me out us that falling feeling. Like when the plane is reaching altitude and it's tilted you get that falling feeling and I feel like the place could just drop out of the sky. Then if I look out the window and see just how high I am I think wow if this fucker crashes I'm deader than a mf. It just freaks me out. I bring my switch when I fly. I actually knocked out a few expert bosses on cuphead the last time I flew but when the plane would shake Id be too nervous to concentrate on playing my fucking game 😂

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55 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I think what freaks me out us that falling feeling. Like when the plane is reaching altitude and it's tilted you get that falling feeling and I feel like the place could just drop out of the sky. Then if I look out the window and see just how high I am I think wow if this fucker crashes I'm deader than a mf. It just freaks me out. I bring my switch when I fly. I actually knocked out a few expert bosses on cuphead the last time I flew but when the plane would shake Id be too nervous to concentrate on playing my fucking game 😂

I can't play videogames or read more than like one page of a book without getting sick on planes, cars, buses or trains. I can watch movies but I'd rather listen to music. So thats basically all I do when I travel. Just music, txt, talk, ppl watch other passengers, sleep, or look out the window. I love to stare out the window on planes and just listen to music. Looking at the world from up there and the cloud formations is one of the few things I miss about flying. I always bitch about how annoying flying is bc you're so confined to a small space and it's so hard to get comfortable, but flying less w/covid has me missing it. I miss more than the view too. I miss the airport, the energy, seeing/meeting so many random ppl who could be from fuckin anywhere not just the city you're in. Just all that... And I actully love feeling the acceleration during takeoff I couldn't imagine hating that part :P

And Norton is so fun. I haven't seen him in like almost 2 years bc he got a girlfriend and he's super into her. It's so sad :(

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I'm soooo antisocial on flights. Lol this kid tried sitting next to me once. He was all like "what's up" I had a headache and was in no mood to fuck with anyone so I was just like hey and he fucking moved 😂😂😂

I'm selectively social. When I feel like it I'll talk, do drugs, fuck, piss in public all that shit. But if I'm not in the mood I don't want to talk to anyone and I'm usually not in the mood to talk on flights. This hot chick even asked me to watch her bags at the airport and she was flirting heavy. I just left. I didn't care lol. Sometimes I'm not into people at all. I hate taking off but I love landing

Tell norton to do my pod

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19 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I'm soooo antisocial on flights. Lol this kid tried sitting next to me once. He was all like "what's up" I had a headache and was in no mood to fuck with anyone so I was just like hey and he fucking moved 😂😂😂

I'm selectively social. When I feel like it I'll talk, do drugs, fuck, piss in public all that shit. But if I'm not in the mood I don't want to talk to anyone and I'm usually not in the mood to talk on flights. This hot chick even asked me to watch her bags at the airport and she was flirting heavy. I just left. I didn't care lol. Sometimes I'm not into people at all. I hate taking off but I love landing

Tell norton to do my pod

I got my headphones if I don't want to talk. Sometimes ppl try and talk even if I got them on and they expect me to stop listening to my music. Which I will do temporarily incase they have an important question, something interesting, or if I do feel like talking. If I don't tho, I'll respond to whatever they said then put my headphones back on.

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29 minutes ago, Poof said:

I got my headphones if I don't want to talk. Sometimes ppl try and talk even if I got them on and they expect me to stop listening to my music. Which I will do temporarily incase they have an important question, something interesting, or if I do feel like talking. If I don't tho, I'll respond to whatever they said then put my headphones back on.

Imma harass you if I see you on a plane

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