katt_goddess Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 ...or 'Why Boredom Can Be Dangerous' . Story time! For no good reason, I had the slut dragons from that episode of 'R & M' trapped in my head at work. Dirty dirty slut dragons. That somehow morphed into an idea for soap. Because dirty dirty slut dragons. I had a weekend off and the unfortunate means of experimenting at my disposal. The final result [ after 4 color fails ] was a portal colored soap with a dragon inside. Many were made because I was indeed bored. The end goal for this initial batch was to end up at Dragon Con as part of the swag n seek contests along with surprise giveaways to unsuspecting cosplayers [ I make and give away a lot of random themed things, mostly Venture Brothers so this wasn't anything new ] . Dragon Con didn't happen for obvious reasons. About half the soaps ended up at WS for shits and giggles. Tonight, they were part of the items sold on the potentially final 'As Seen On Adult Swim' episode. All the money received from the sale of this batch was donated to the Great Plains Food Bank of North Dakota. It funded 1,500 meals. Since the green screen on the show really messes with the coloring and the pic on the sales site didn't fare much better, I promised to post a couple of better pics here as well as what the product label said. Label - 'Totally not from that one show... Oh who are we kidding it's totally from that one show... Lather up, Precious Babies, it's your very own Slut Dragon Smells like Skankery* * [ actually cucumber melon which is still pretty damn lewd ] ' And yes, permission has been granted for me to reference it the way I have. Everyone who is likely to get one will be in on the joke the second they read the label. The contract that I signed off on last month went one step further and outright called them Rick & Morty theme soaps. For the sake of the shop, they were just listed as Dragon Soap in order to not offend. A slightly better, not-green-screened pic of the soap itself. The swirls are hand done for each soap at a certain point during the pour in order to get the portal swirl look of 'hot tub Mountain Dew' . So each soap has a unique swirl to it. They were ridiculously fussy and fun to make all at the same time. Any future sale of the precious Slut Dragons is up in the air as [ adult swim ] is the official seller and the show is currently a victim of poor business decisions from people completely external to the actual company [ #boycottATT is currently a thing ] . But there is still plans of dragging those dragons to Dragon Con next year as the surprise freebies they were originally meant to be. Plus, let's face it. Con goers need all the soap they can get. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 this is probably what they're gonna mail me on christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I never catch any of their shit on that site before its sold out because of fucking nerds like you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I never catch any of their shit on that site before its sold out because of fucking nerds like you. who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Poof said: who Katt.... but I am watchin' you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Katt.... but I am watchin' you too. i mean she made the thing so seems like a weird thing to say to her and i don't buy any of it. [as] gives me money and free stuff for playing w/them. Unlike you filthy freeloader 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, Poof said: i mean she made the thing so seems like a weird thing to say to her and i don't buy any of it. [as] gives me money and free stuff for playing w/them. Unlike you filthy freeloader I buy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: I buy shit. i said you don't buy me shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I never catch any of their shit on that site before its sold out because of fucking nerds like you. In honest disclosure, I've never been able to get anything via the site either - my internets just aren't fast enough and gods know I've tried. I have a couple of Top Chatter 2018 mugs because 1 ] I'm listed on it so I was sent one and 2 ] they had a horrible foot pic contest where I showed off my zombie toe. And I got a FireCube for my hatchday. On the few times where I did try for a 1065 item [ at least with a contest, you have a shot ] , I think I was disqualified from being considered just because of who I am although submissions would still get shown in the line-up. I should share that for the next couple of weeks they'll be randomly tossing stuff on the sales site for free if you are fast enough to snag one when they pop up. The soaps won't be part of that as the last few they have in the office are going to go 'live' when the sped-up episode reaires on tv on a future Saturday morning [ 3a I think ] . I believe Nick's kids both got their own Sluts too despite his comments on the show to the contrary. Should there be a need for more in the future, they have my contact infos, the amount of time it takes to make x soaps, and my known discretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: In honest disclosure, I've never been able to get anything via the site either - my internets just aren't fast enough and gods know I've tried. I have a couple of Top Chatter 2018 mugs because 1 ] I'm listed on it so I was sent one and 2 ] they had a horrible foot pic contest where I showed off my zombie toe. And I got a FireCube for my hatchday. On the few times where I did try for a 1065 item [ at least with a contest, you have a shot ] , I think I was disqualified from being considered just because of who I am although submissions would still get shown in the line-up. I should share that for the next couple of weeks they'll be randomly tossing stuff on the sales site for free if you are fast enough to snag one when they pop up. The soaps won't be part of that as the last few they have in the office are going to go 'live' when the sped-up episode reaires on tv on a future Saturday morning [ 3a I think ] . I believe Nick's kids both got their own Sluts too despite his comments on the show to the contrary. Should there be a need for more in the future, they have my contact infos, the amount of time it takes to make x soaps, and my known discretion. I'll just buy from you. Can I give my CC info to you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 13 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'll just buy from you. Can I give my CC info to you? I'll also need your SSN, mother's maiden name, and your bank account info just to be sure that you can afford to use a credit card. <.< >.> I can't sell them myself because of the copyright. [ as ] holds the sales license. I can make them to give away but that is currently off the table due to a bunch of things going on right now not the least of which is announcing that I'd do that on the boards here would just lead to an avalanche of requests that I'd never be able to complete. I am still planning on having a bunch with me to 2021 Dragon Con in Atlanta though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I'll just buy from you. Can I give my CC info to you? I'll sell u that thing I told u about. Remember? Only one in existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Poof said: I'll sell u that thing I told u about. Remember? Only one in existence I'll buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: I'll buy it. Very very rare. Not some trinket my friend. But I do special price for you, my friend, $50,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 27 minutes ago, Poof said: Very very rare. Not some trinket my friend. But I do special price for you, my friend, $50,000 Friends like you who needs enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Friends like you who needs enemies. Wait wait wait I can negotiate... $25,000. Only for my friend This is no trinket you know that Edited November 21, 2020 by Poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 13 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Friends like you who needs enemies. Fine how much would you give me for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Poof said: Fine how much would you give me for it? 10 bucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Sawdamizer said: 10 bucks Well then I guess it's gonna stay in my underwear drawer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: Well then I guess it's gonna stay in my underwear drawer So much for negotiating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: So much for negotiating You know the power it holds $10,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 12:35 PM, Sawdamizer said: So much for negotiating Fine $5,000 I've come down $45,000 and you stonewall me at $10 you lousy sack of shit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, Poof said: Fine $5,000 I've come down $45,000 and you stonewall me at $10 you lousy sack of shit ! You priced yourself out. I've taken my business elsewhere. An important lesson was learned by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: You priced yourself out. I've taken my business elsewhere. An important lesson was learned by all. I'm pricing it at its value. It has power beyond being a one of a kind collector's item Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Poof said: I'm pricing it at its value. It has power beyond being a one of a kind collector's item Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: psh suck a dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Just now, Poof said: psh suck a dick Aye girl, come get some Turkey... gobble gobbbble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/22/2020 at 2:49 PM, Sawdamizer said: Aye girl, come get some Turkey... gobble gobbbble so how does it feel to be outdone by a turkey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Poof said: so how does it feel to be outdone by a turkey? I'm showed up by Turkeys all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 23 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm showed up by Turkeys all the time does it make it better or worse if the tgirl is bigger than you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 20 minutes ago, Poof said: does it make it better or worse if the tgirl is bigger than you? It tickles my asshole knowing that you're out there slaying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 On 11/24/2020 at 3:35 PM, Sawdamizer said: It tickles my asshole knowing that you're out there slaying it fuck right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 26, 2020 Author Share Posted November 26, 2020 This thread. 'Why Boredom Can Be Dangerous' is an understatement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 So buddy really wants to melt mine...how much for another 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 4, 2021 Author Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: So buddy really wants to melt mine...how much for another I wish they had uploaded that final episode so if you dared, you could play the part where Nick goes off about how his kid also wanted to have the dragon, he knew it was just to melt it and announced that his kid could have it after daddy was done washing his taint with it [ or something along that general horrible line - I was laughing pretty hard by then even with the spotty streaming ] . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saito34 Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 (edited) .. Edited February 28, 2021 by saito34 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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