Mix Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) You just gotta avoid two things... 1. Don't snitch on the mafia 2. Don't leave mafia That's it. The movies make it seem way harder than it is. Edited October 31, 2020 by Mix
cyberbully Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 Everyone sants to be in the mafia until its time to be in the mafia
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 Don't you gotta kill people though?
katt_goddess Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 Rules for being in the Norwegian Mafia - 1. Farm hat, backwards 2. Riding mower Cutting grass and taking no sass.
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 17 hours ago, Poof said: pizza mafia possibly the best mafia
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, cyberbully said: Everyone sants to be in the mafia until its time to be in the mafia Idk what you're talking about. Nobody sants to be in the mafia.
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 21 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Don't you gotta kill people though? Every job has its perks
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Rules for being in the Norwegian Mafia - 1. Farm hat, backwards 2. Riding mower Cutting grass and taking no sass. Where is Norwegia?
Poof Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: possibly the best mafia Def u get to be the pepperoni if u cross the don 1
tsar4 Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 52 minutes ago, Mix said: Where is Norwegia? Next to Freedonia. 1
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Def u get to be the pepperoni if u cross the don talk about insult to injury....at least make me something that goes on a specialty pizza, y'know
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Next to Freedonia. I bet no one hates them because of their freedom
katt_goddess Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Mix said: Where is Norwegia? My littlest brother's backyard apparently.
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: My littlest brother's backyard apparently. You think i'll need a Visa to go there? It sounds nice
katt_goddess Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 16 hours ago, Mix said: You think i'll need a Visa to go there? It sounds nice Hazmat suit. It's MN in the height of Covid season right now. The trade off is he has mason jars full of moonshine for no good reason.
Mix Posted November 1, 2020 Author Posted November 1, 2020 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Hazmat suit. It's MN in the height of Covid season right now. The trade off is he has mason jars full of moonshine for no good reason. I disagree. There's nothing but good reasons to have mason jars full of moon shine.
katt_goddess Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Mix said: I disagree. There's nothing but good reasons to have mason jars full of moon shine. Dude has two little kids running around. They know better but still. It looks like water until you unscrew the cover after all. True story though. He was at a gas station with the boy [ age ~7 ] and in an attempt to rib the kid, asked him if he wanted his dad to get him some whiskey for the road. The kid replied completely straight-faced that he had given up the hard stuff. Even funnier, there was a cop standing nearby that saw the whole exchange. I had a proud when I heard that one. 1
cyberbully Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 On 10/31/2020 at 9:08 PM, tsar4 said: Next to Freedonia. Het, that's my mom's name
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Het, that's my mom's name Your Mom was named after a fictional country in a Marx Bros. movie?
cyberbully Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Your Mom was named after a fictional country in a Marx Bros. movie? If that was before 1946, then maybe...i dunno
cyberbully Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 Thinking about it now, my mom is a twin and her brother's name is Fredrick....I think Freedonia was an attempt to name them slightly similarly.
tsar4 Posted November 2, 2020 Posted November 2, 2020 46 minutes ago, cyberbully said: If that was before 1946, then maybe...i dunno
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