SwimOdin Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 They're sneaky. You've probably had a beer. You know how it is. You can drink beers (plural) and maybe get a buzz, maybe? It's the alternative to liquor, right? Less drunky drunk. Well fuckin'... High gravity beers go down like a regular beer. And you have two, maybe three. And then it's like WHAT. HOW DID I GET HERE? MY FACE, I CAN'T FEEL IT. Spoiler This thread brought to you by Golden Monkey, a crisp Belgian-style triple ale with added spices. 9.5% alcohol by volume. Victory Brewing Company, please drink responsibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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-Ninja_Jesus- Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) In seriousness, those high alcohol beers really do get you. Chimay Grande Reserve is my go-to. Edited October 18, 2020 by -Ninja_Jesus- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted October 18, 2020 Author Share Posted October 18, 2020 There's a brewery a few blocks from my house that brews really great beers. They made an Order of the Owl beer (no relation to the ASMB, unfortunately) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 There are a few local breweries in my state, and I'm sure they're somewhere on this island, but I haven't been yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Steel Reserve? Idk that is the only high graivty malt liquor I am familiar with not much of a drinker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 A hurricane high gravity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Have you ever had Mad Elf, by Troeggs? 11% abv, and its like an elf cum'd in your mother and it tasta like cinnamon and cherry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 That’s what I get from Double IPA beers from Trader Joe’s. It tastes average, but the 8.4% ain’t half bad. Old Rasputin is probably the best beer I’ve gotten shitfaced quickly with though. Imperial stouts take you to your destination right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 23 hours ago, SwimOdin said: They're sneaky. You've probably had a beer. You know how it is. You can drink beers (plural) and maybe get a buzz, maybe? It's the alternative to liquor, right? Less drunky drunk. Well fuckin'... High gravity beers go down like a regular beer. And you have two, maybe three. And then it's like WHAT. HOW DID I GET HERE? MY FACE, I CAN'T FEEL IT. Hide contents This thread brought to you by Golden Monkey, a crisp Belgian-style triple ale with added spices. 9.5% alcohol by volume. Victory Brewing Company, please drink responsibly. Ha I know exactly what you mean, I have one Sour Monkey left in my fridge which I've been putting off for when I want to put up with drinking basically two beers at once. That sour & their blond ale you had (both 9.5%) have fucked me up pretty good this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 On 10/19/2020 at 6:20 AM, Sawdamizer said: Have you ever had Mad Elf, by Troeggs? 11% abv, and its like an elf cum'd in your mother and it tasta like cinnamon and cherry mad elf wrecks my shit love that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 20, 2020 Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) All the high gravity beer I've tasted is rot gut with a horrible after taste. Not saying there isn't good tasting high gravity beer out there./ Edited October 20, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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