Mini_ghost420 Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 it centers around worshiping Raccoons. and you don't get converted the way one is normally converted to religions. you get converted automatically by doing certain actions and exhibiting certain behavior. so far I have figured out anything that will get you called a "snitch" or a "Karen" or just not minding your own business will get you converted. there may be other ways to get converted I don't know about. it's a cognitive hazard you won't even know you've been converted you'll just start worshiping raccoons for no reason
SwimModSponges Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Your religion pales in comparison to mine.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 26, 2020 Author Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Your religion pales in comparison to mine. it's not my religion. I'm warning you of it. we're still trying to figure out who's it is. but it seems knowing of before hand protects you from the cognitive hazard, so I just did you a favor
Mix Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 Y'know what, religions are more profitable than cults. We gotta change lanes. It's all about the dolla dolla bills y'all. Unfortunately this does mean we'll have to switch back to @God-Says-No as the face/leader. You ok with that?
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 53 minutes ago, Mix said: Y'know what, religions are more profitable than cults. We gotta change lanes. It's all about the dolla dolla bills y'all. Unfortunately this does mean we'll have to switch back to @God-Says-No as the face/leader. You ok with that? no you will be sued in the court of ultimate reality for that one
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mini_ghost420 said: it centers around worshiping Raccoons. and you don't get converted the way one is normally converted to religions. you get converted automatically by doing certain actions and exhibiting certain behavior. so far I have figured out anything that will get you called a "snitch" or a "Karen" or just not minding your own business will get you converted. there may be other ways to get converted I don't know about. it's a cognitive hazard you won't even know you've been converted you'll just start worshiping raccoons for no reason So what does being a Karen have to do with being obsessed with racoons. Where's the link here. Maybe Karens are all just raccoons in human suits trying to get free shit by talking to the manager. Edited September 27, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 it doesn't. it a cognitive hazard thing. IDK how it works I didn't make the thing
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 come on man, you know you got to think outside of that stupid ass box sometimes
ghostrek Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Mini_ghost420 said: it centers around worshiping Raccoons. and you don't get converted the way one is normally converted to religions. you get converted automatically by doing certain actions and exhibiting certain behavior. so far I have figured out anything that will get you called a "snitch" or a "Karen" or just not minding your own business will get you converted. there may be other ways to get converted I don't know about. it's a cognitive hazard you won't even know you've been converted you'll just start worshiping raccoons for no reason are you talking about the anime brand new animal
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: are you talking about the anime brand new animal no I'm talking about literal Raccoonism™
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mini_ghost420 said: come on man, you know you got to think outside of that stupid ass box sometimes Honestly I don't see the appeal to either side of that 'religion', and that's saying a lot since I think Pastafarianism is pretty dope. Edited September 27, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
ghostrek Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said: no I'm talking about literal Raccoonism™ so there's a religion that you worship are rabies carrying piece of vermin sorry about offending your religious beliefs I don't know how anyone would worship a raccoon but they whatever Dumber faiths like ancient astronaut theory are the Church of ghostrek Edited September 27, 2020 by ghostrek
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 Just now, ghostrek said: so there's a religion that you worship are rabies carrying piece of vermin bro damn chill out on them raccons. 1
Gemini Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 Is this a good idea? Because this doesn't sound like a good idea.
ghostrek Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: bro damn chill out on them raccons. okay fine I want to start a church of cleaning the bathroom 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: so there's a religion that you worship are rabies carrying piece of vermin sorry about offending your religious beliefs I don't know how anyone would worship a raccoon but they whatever Dumber faiths like ancient astronaut theory are the Church of ghostrek when did I say it was my religion? I said nothing of the sort. and like @PhilosipherStoned said chill on the raccoons they ain't did anything to you
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, hornedlizardman said: Is this a good idea? Because this doesn't sound like a good idea. definitely not. that's why I'm trying to expose it
Gemini Posted September 27, 2020 Posted September 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Mini_ghost420 said: definitely not. that's why I'm trying to expose it Okay. Sure.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 27, 2020 Author Posted September 27, 2020 8 hours ago, hornedlizardman said: Okay. Sure. I'm into cats, not raccoons
Recommended Posts