A couple ideas for pornos

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

The Penis de Milo: A gay porno about a dude named Milo who has the most beautiful penis in the world.

The Venus de Penis: A t-girl porno about the most beautiful woman in the world, who just happens to have a penis.

[Kudasai]

You trying to tell us something Doom? 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 13, 2020 by Kudasai

[RainyDayJizz#35]

He has an amputee fetish.

[//>wagz./]

//> one realized that the real fucker  was the UTI ./ 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

He has an amputee fetish.

I was listening to Bob and Tom this morning and one of them said something like, "I like the Venus de Milo because she can't slap away my hands."

[scoobdog]

I think maybe you haven't seen a whole lot of porno....

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

I think maybe you haven't seen a whole lot of variety of porno....

I think I fixed that for you.

[scoobdog]

28 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think I fixed that for you.

The could be the issue.

[Baby_Yoda]

Likes thick latinas with peach asses. I mean asses made out of literal peaches. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

18 minutes ago, Baby_Yoda said:

Likes thick latinas with peach asses. I mean asses made out of literal peaches. 

Now THAT'S the kinda ass I'd eat.

Do these thick peach-assed latinas also have tits that are literal melons?

[Baby_Yoda]

2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Now THAT'S the kinda ass I'd eat.

Do these thick peach-assed latinas also have tits that are literal melons?

Yes. 

[Seight]

"Can I pay for this with

[eyebrow raise]

BitCoin?"