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STRAY THOUGHTS ON FULL GEAR:

  • Miro will kill God and drain the world's oceans
  • Sometimes personal growth means saying "No, let ME hit this guy in the head with a chair"
  • stop trying to make face Cody Fetch happen, it's not gonna happen
  • To paraphrase the headline from earlier this week, Eddie Kingston Absolutely Got Business F****** Being Here
  • *ENNIO MORRICONE PASTICHE MUSIC FUCKING INTENSIFIES*
  • If you went back...let's say about three-four years ago and said "Hangman Page vs. Bryan Danielson is an upcoming World Championship match" past you would think "So wait, WWE let Page keep his name AND gave Daniel Bryan his old name back?" and be very confused

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It only took 15-20 minutes of Dynamite to turn Bryan Danielson into a heel, and if he starts calling the fans FICKLE! again then just

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On 11/18/2021 at 5:30 AM, Seight said:

It only took 15-20 minutes of Dynamite to turn Bryan Danielson into a heel, and if he starts calling the fans FICKLE! again then just

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HE DID THE THING

Also, its funny to me that CM Punk told MJF he would put him in the obituaries when calling him a "less talented Miz" is technically already attempted murder.

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On 10/5/2021 at 10:14 AM, Nabreezy said:

Every moment Arn has been on tv in AEW has been absolutely humiliating, he's just an embarrassment and everything he says and does looks like shit

 

Almost as bad as when he fell off the ring apron. Can't believe they're still putting this old bloated idiot on tv. 

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Announcers: "Tonight on Rampage, Hook makes his debut against Fuego Del Sol"

Me: "Huh, I didn't know Turner's S&P allowed murder to be shown on television"

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"Man, that didn't feel like an hour"

*checks phone, 8:05 CST*

"HOLY SHIT IT WAS"

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There was some dangerous stuff on Dynamite this week, like "MJF almost lands on his damn head" and "Griff Garrison is in a singles match"

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After not watching for months out of disinterest I just caught up on the last couple Dynamites & Rampage. I have problems with the AEW match style at the end of rare "actually important" matches just bc, I can't describe it but it gets telegraphed and hokey sometimes, and it did toward the end of this match for sure but still excellent outcome with Cody beating Sammy. Nobody wanted this, good. Let him get his shitty little belt back and keep pumping up his inflated win total. Heel cody ahoy. 

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On 11/5/2021 at 9:30 PM, Nabreezy said:

Page vs Bryan just sounds insane to do right now. Shenanigans would absolutely have to be abound in the finish to that match, and just why would you do that. 

Well, here we are. If they do another hour stalemate and have the judges decide the winner. . . . Jesus that's just weird and basically an auto-rematch no matter what. Still don't get why Miro couldn't have been Page's first challenger, just push this Bryan world title crusade back a month. Is Bryan's unbeaten record (with two draws) which is about to be reset at the end of the year anyway really that important? Just beat him dirty, it's fine you don't lose anything, have him fight the Elite for a few weeks out of revenge for costing him the match and let Page get a strong title win over Miro. This feud just feels mistimed, since Bryan feels like he should be world champion in the relatively near future. 

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Jesus that women's street fight on rampage. Just lol.

Cody's shirt in that It's Time For The Main Event promo. He's so bad at this it is funny how bad this is. Legitimately hateable cringe heel

It's always weird when Sammy does his notecard walk to the ring, then disappears without having a match or doing anything else. 

I don't know what else you'd do with Scorpio Sky, but I've hated whatever this effete heel character is the entire time

Bobby fuckin Fish

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7 hours ago, Nabreezy said:

Jesus that women's street fight on rampage. Just lol.

Cody's shirt in that It's Time For The Main Event promo. He's so bad at this it is funny how bad this is. Legitimately hateable cringe heel

It's always weird when Sammy does his notecard walk to the ring, then disappears without having a match or doing anything else. 

I don't know what else you'd do with Scorpio Sky, but I've hated whatever this effete heel character is the entire time

Bobby fuckin Fish

I mean, it could be worse. Tony Kahn could have responded to Big Swole on-

*checks Twitter*

...

[Muscle Man voice] OH NO BRO

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Worried every day they're going to let Jack Evans contract expire because of all the botches. 

Trying to predict the lineage of the world title from here is pretty difficult. Obviously you'd expect Bryan, Punk, MJF and Wardlow to all hold it at some point in the next few years, but for how long and who else. Team Taz guys?

Hard to see Christian ever winning the world belt now, but Jeff Hardy.....

I would actually like to see a Samoa Joe beats everyone AEW speed run. Let's literally just have half the card straight from 2005 ROH. 

I like Bobby Fish's energy but don't care about this NXT faction reboot, these guys feuding with the YB over friendship and whatever seems lame and clownish. 

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I cannot wait for Warlow to get sick of MJFs shit and powerbomb him 790 times*

*Approximately 

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Looking forward to the day Luchasaurus gets frustrated and rips out Jungle Boy's spine on live tv

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