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Dumped an entire bag of frozen blueberries on my kitchen floor


Le Guignon

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One of my cats then proceeded to start batting them under the refrigerator before I could gather them all.

I can either pretend they're not there or get a coat hanger and flashlight to fish them out with.

 

Really how bad could half a dozen blueberries smell when rotting in an apartment with no air conditioning...?

 

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10 hours ago, cyberbully said:

You're gonna have to move the fridge....Unless it's from the 1980s, it's should be fairly easy to move.  Don't ignore this...Don't be that person.

I've never added flax to a smoothie/shake yet, just chia.

I might try it out though...

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10 hours ago, cyberbully said:

You're gonna have to move the fridge....Unless it's from the 1980s, it's should be fairly easy to move.  Don't ignore this...Don't be that person.

I feel like if I try and manage to move it I'm going to end up on the local news after crushing myself to death by tipping it over and having my cats consume my decomposing corpse.

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Be man and move your entire refrigerator! Punch the blueberries!

Or be clever and use your brain to make use of the resources at your disposal, which would make you more adaptable to a variety of situations and therefore stronger than anyone with big muscles and a little brain.

The choice is yours

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21 minutes ago, Le Guignon said:

I feel like if I try and manage to move it I'm going to end up on the local news after crushing myself to death by tipping it over and having my cats consume my decomposing corpse.

Eh, most of them have that smooth shit on the bottom that slides easily.  Food under the fridge just gives me insane anxiety and there is no way I could have left it there that long.

I'm assuming because I moved furniture for a year or so and the shit I've seen just gives me nightmares.

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1 hour ago, Le Guignon said:

I already used some needle nose pliers to unfurl a metal coat hanger in order to remove them.  I just haven't gotten around to actually doing it yet since I've had appointments all day and other stuff to do.

You'll get around to it.

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3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

Eh, most of them have that smooth shit on the bottom that slides easily.  Food under the fridge just gives me insane anxiety and there is no way I could have left it there that long.

I'm assuming because I moved furniture for a year or so and the shit I've seen just gives me nightmares.

My fridge is a dinosaur, man.  It's like cemented in place probably by years of grime from previous tenants.

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