Ultima Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) It's tentatively going to be called "Absolved Sins". In the movie, he is a priest by day and a vigilante by night, and various women from his past come to him on a regular basis to confess their sins and tell sobs stories of their failed relationships, and he always adds in some witty or cool lines like "Wasn't there somebody else you should have chosen over those guys? Maybe then you would have only had one successful relationship and no failures" or something like that. And, like I said, he's a vigilante by night and saves women from bars and such. Well anyway, the stories of a few of the women who confess to him all intertwine and he finds himself caught up trying to solve a murder mystery, but he has to keep the identities of the women from the confession booth a secret or else he'll be thrown out of the priesthood. It's going to be a cool action thriller and love story. He's currently looking for actresses on the internet because it's low budget and he still needs his town's permission to film in the church a few blocks away from him and gain access to the confession room. Edited May 18, 2020 by Ultima 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Sounds like low budget cheesy porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 False advertisement Zeni. You know there isn't going to be any action.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 Okay first off, Steven Seagal is going to be so pissed that you stole his spec script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 19, 2020 Author Share Posted May 19, 2020 It'll be rated R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 It should be called "The Loneliest Virgin in New Jersey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ho Chi Sock said: It should be called "The Loneliest Virgin in New Jersey." "The packard story." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 You might as well drop the schtick, man. Even 4chan isn't buying it. Give the fuck up and come back to reality. Or get banned. I don't really give a fuck, either way. Whatever, just stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 On 5/18/2020 at 2:24 PM, PhilosipherStoned said: False advertisement Zeni. You know there isn't going to be any action.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 22 hours ago, Ultima said: It'll be rated R. So only tasteful nudity then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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