Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 I swear this dude never dies!! He drinks like crazy and keeps living for years. So I have to ask y'all a question. How many women has the Z Man won at this point in his life and how many women do you think he should have won? He told he'll give me the actual numbers in three weeks, so we'll come back to this. Here are my guesses Ladies acquired: 59 Expected Result at His Age: 6
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) The fuck are you... I swear man how you avoid permanent double black eyes is really beyond me. I get this is your poe schtik and all, but like I've said many times. The phrase the apple doesn't fall far from the tree surely applies here. Edited May 3, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Posted May 3, 2020 And when I say expected result, I'm going by what a guy on average should have won by now. I'm not taking into account that his numbers are skewed well above the mean because he's a slayer and an alpha. That man has gotta be like 25 standard deviations above the mean dude
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 25 is probably the amount of lockers he was stuffed in as a kid monthly in all actuality but who am I to get in the way of someone's fantasy/ coping mechanism? 🤨
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Posted May 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: 25 is probably the amount of lockers he was stuffed in as a kid monthly in all actuality but who am I to get in the way of someone's fantasy/ coping mechanism? 🤨 Nobody's stuffing that man into a locker. I've seen him and his arms are like damn tree trunks. You have some weird thoughts going on in your head. 😕
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 Well all the masturbating coupled with the compulsive desire to pump weights after being forcefully confined to his gym room locker or whatever is undoubtedly responsible for that. All the arms in the world can't save him from being a simp without a cause though..
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Posted May 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Seight said: 42 23 Wow... Imagine if that's true and he has like 20 kids right now and nobody knows except for him
1pooh4u Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Get fukt, little lady Spoiler Edited May 3, 2020 by 1pooh4u 1 1
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: "Hey! Zagnut! Leave those kids alone!" The Z Man does tend to message a lot of 18 year old women. He must have his reasons I guess.
tsar4 Posted May 3, 2020 Posted May 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ultima said: The Z Man does tend to message a lot of 18 year old women. He must have his reasons I guess. I'm referring to the 9 year old.
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