Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I swear this dude never dies!! He drinks like crazy and keeps living for years. So I have to ask y'all a question. How many women has the Z Man won at this point in his life and how many women do you think he should have won? He told he'll give me the actual numbers in three weeks, so we'll come back to this. Here are my guesses Ladies acquired: 59 Expected Result at His Age: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) The fuck are you... I swear man how you avoid permanent double black eyes is really beyond me. I get this is your poe schtik and all, but like I've said many times. The phrase the apple doesn't fall far from the tree surely applies here. Edited May 3, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 And when I say expected result, I'm going by what a guy on average should have won by now. I'm not taking into account that his numbers are skewed well above the mean because he's a slayer and an alpha. That man has gotta be like 25 standard deviations above the mean dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 25 is probably the amount of lockers he was stuffed in as a kid monthly in all actuality but who am I to get in the way of someone's fantasy/ coping mechanism? 🤨 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: 25 is probably the amount of lockers he was stuffed in as a kid monthly in all actuality but who am I to get in the way of someone's fantasy/ coping mechanism? 🤨 Nobody's stuffing that man into a locker. I've seen him and his arms are like damn tree trunks. You have some weird thoughts going on in your head. 😕 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Well all the masturbating coupled with the compulsive desire to pump weights after being forcefully confined to his gym room locker or whatever is undoubtedly responsible for that. All the arms in the world can't save him from being a simp without a cause though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 42 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Seight said: 42 23 Wow... Imagine if that's true and he has like 20 kids right now and nobody knows except for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Get fukt, little lady Spoiler Edited May 3, 2020 by 1pooh4u 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Zorro the gay blade? Shit. How old is that movie now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 "Hey! Zagnut! Leave those kids alone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultima Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: "Hey! Zagnut! Leave those kids alone!" The Z Man does tend to message a lot of 18 year old women. He must have his reasons I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 8 minutes ago, Ultima said: The Z Man does tend to message a lot of 18 year old women. He must have his reasons I guess. I'm referring to the 9 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Yet, not a single fuck was given that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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