Have you been to the park lately?

[Mix]

Never realized our elderly population was holding back an uprising.

The birds and squirrels are more addicted to bread than Oprah. 

I sat down to eat my sandwich and was accosted and subsequently mugged by, and I'm ball parking the numbers here, three thousand birds. 

 

 

 

 

They were led by a squirrel 

[Cau]

Oh, that's Benny and The Jets.

[Bouvre]

I walk through a park to get to a local grocery store.
It's usually desolate in the morning, and full of dog owners up until early evening.

[Mix]

28 minutes ago, Cau said:

Oh, that's Benny and The Jets.

I for one welcome our new overlords 

[Mix]

28 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

I walk through a park to get to a local grocery store.
It's usually desolate in the morning, and full of dog owners up until early evening.

ahh....I see.....you're saying the dogs are the key to our survival 

No wonder the old lady down the street has seven of those tiny purse dogs.....she's raising an army 

[Seight]

The animals are all "We now hold dominion over this particular Dillard's now. Stop us if you can!"

[NaBarney]

I got drunk and high at the park yesterday, in the woods. They're still open here but they locked the tennis courts and restrooms and stuff and put up signs saying they're for "passive use only"

[TrigunBebop]

I live right on the border of a park, so I technically go to the park every time I step outside the house.

[Cran]

I hear we're going to start using them as temporary graveyards....So the elderly will be back soon enough.