PhilosipherStoned Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) I'm going on active orders in lue of the coronavirus, and I have to report tomorrow morning. I almost feel like I should've kept my mouth shut, but they kept asking if anyone else could go, and I texted my sergeant back that I could go when he asked a bit earlier. Of course I'm really not that excited about this. Edited March 30, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Do you still get 3 square meals and all the buttsex you want or is that just the navy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 I'm not much into butt sex, but I've heard from one fat ass that went active already that the food should be okay.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I'm not much into butt sex, but I've heard from one fat ass that went active already that the food should be okay.. Food is okay but the sex leaves much to be desired. Why is this my life in a sentence?! XD 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Whatever happened to 3 hots and a cock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Cau said: Whatever happened to 3 hots and a cock? Isn't that prison anyway? From what I've seen these guys havent really done shit, but they are getting a free covid test, and active orders so we can be prepared to aid emergency response, and things like that. For all I know they could just have us handing out food and toilet paper before it's all done. Edited March 30, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: Isn't that prison anyway? From what I've seen anyway these guys havent really done shit, but they are getting a free covid test, and active orders so we can be prepared to aid emerency response, and things like that. For all I know they could have us handing out food and toilet paper before it's all done. I would like 3 toilet papers please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) I really don't want to go I'm a shut in anyway, and I've been half ass enjoying this shit.. That's part of being in the national guard though. I guess it's time to stop shamming even if I only got to enjoy a breif little lay off during this. Edited March 30, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I'm going on active orders in lue of the coronavirus, and I have to report tomorrow morning. I almost feel like I should've kept my mouth shut, but they kept asking if anyone else could go, and I texted my sergeant back that I could go when he asked a bit earlier. Of course I'm really not that excited about this. I don't get how this works....what about your job and other responsibilities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 I feel like i got close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Like someone already pointed out NG soldiers are protected by law from being fired by employers especially when a nationwide emergency calls for them to go on orders. As for my other responsibilities I'm pretty much stuck with finding someone to watch my house and pets if I have to go somewhere far for an extended amount of time.. So far they've just been putting people on standby with orders just in case stuff really hit's the fan. The other guys from my section that volunteered have pretty much been just chilling at the compound from what I've heard. Edited March 30, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Well I wish you good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I'm going on active orders in lue of the coronavirus, and I have to report tomorrow morning. I almost feel like I should've kept my mouth shut, but they kept asking if anyone else could go, and I texted my sergeant back that I could go when he asked a bit earlier. Of course I'm really not that excited about this. Best of luck bud. I'm back to the bloody and ceaseless battle against hunger in the name of the king. Spoiler The Burger King who over taxes his peasants and encourage his soldiers to rape the fields and pillage the women that's why we don't need a special sauce, it's all in the veggies. Edited March 31, 2020 by Killa Ounze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 16 hours ago, Killa Ounze said: Best of luck bud. I'm back to the bloody and ceaseless battle against hunger in the name of the king. Hide contents The Burger King who over taxes his peasants and encourage his soldiers to rape the fields and pillage the women that's why we don't need a special sauce, it's all in the veggies. Let me guess you're also another resident "government goon" hater judging from the downvote? Good luck at Burger King man all the same. I've never even had the tenacity for lack of a better word to even apply to a burger flippin' joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 I like a man in uniform..... js Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Maybe you could help me with that italicized word up there then.. The public service maybe.. I love burgers.. idk .I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC OR IRONIC but that's meh. My vocabulary exceeds me.. Literally. I mean I know there's a perfect word that I was looking for and the fact that it's escaping me now makes me feel I have slipped considerably since my early twenties. 🙃 To put it another way I see how people can have their differences with the united states military. I have my own honestly.. Especially being an Iraq veteran. Edited April 1, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 15 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Maybe you could help me with that italicized word up there then.. The public service maybe.. I love burgers.. idk .I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC OR IRONIC but that's meh. My vocabulary exceeds me.. Literally. I mean I know there's a perfect word that I was looking for and the fact that it's escaping me now makes me feel I have slipped considerably since my early twenties. 🙃 To put it another way I see how people can have their differences with the united states military. I have my own honestly.. Especially being an Iraq veteran. Desire? Well I respect you nonetheless. It’s not a job for the faint of hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 Thank you. You are so sweet. My heart is a bit of bitter buffalo wing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Thank you. You are so sweet. My heart is a bit of bitter buffalo wing... Meh, being sweet only get you so far in life. Thank you for the that though. You have every right to be bitter, and that’s ok too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Let me guess you're also another resident "government goon" hater judging from the downvote? Good luck at Burger King man all the same. I've never even had the tenacity for lack of a better word to even apply to a burger flippin' joint. Complete opposite I just didn't realize that was a thumbs down. I'm slightly insulted the assumption even though over the years as a user and helper you should know me a little better than that. Edited April 1, 2020 by Killa Ounze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Killa Ounze said: Complete opposite I just didn't realize that was a thumbs down. I'm slightly insulted the assumption even though over the years as a user and helper you should know me a little better than that. Like I said I don't think I could work at a large burger conglomerate like mcdonalds and burger king I meant what I said with all due respect.. The mcdonalds drive through here literally had a line wrapped around a service road the other day due to all the restaurant shutdowns I guess.. I realize it's the underpaid employees that make my magical dose of fast food death possible for me whenever I want it. You have to deal with a public that often over looks all this and treats you like dirt on top of getting the same from your bosses and employers. Respect knuckles for all that if you work at mcdonalds or burger king. I really don't know much about how burger King manages it's staff though maybe it's not as bad as some 24/7 Mcdonalds.. I just asked because that downvote contradicted an earlier post you made wishing me well and I was a bit confused, but you really din't know that was a downvote option lol? It is a bit goofy looking I guess, and the "D'oh" description doesn't really give you much of an explanation for it's purpose I know. My bad if you thought I was a bit too sour toned I only wanted my post to come across as a bit 'snarky'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Ounze Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Yeah I was that dumbfounded to find out it was a down. I was just not excited you might be gone for a bit or get sick bud. Sorry for ranting at ya last night. Was kind of a bad day and I was trying to be civil but it really bummed me out you misunderstood me, and I offended you bro man dude. Thanks for being a cool dude 🤘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) No worries man. There's just a lot of diminutive forum goblins around here that like to talk shit about the military every time I mention my involvement with it. I didn't really take anything you said to heart that's why I had to clarify I wasn't sarcastically poking fun at all fast food employees either. Edited April 2, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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