discolé monade Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 how do you think my farts smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Why would anyone ruin a nice salmon like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Why don't random pieces of asparagus cook.....like every time I eat some, I run into a piece that's like wood. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) I don't want to know.. That combination irritates me for some reason anyway.. I can do Asparagus every now in then. Keep that shit away from the Salmon though.. You want to add some veggies do kale, spinach or literally anything else.. Asparagus.. Really why u gonna put that with the Salmon. Edited March 17, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Since when did everyone become Gordon fucking Ramsay....WTF is wrong with asparagus with salmon. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 "People who have fructose intolerance should limit high-fructose foods, such as juices, apples, grapes, watermelon, asparagus, peas and zucchini. Some lower fructose foods such as bananas, blueberries, strawberries, carrots, avocados, green beans and lettuce may be tolerated in limited quantities with meals." - Mayo Clinic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Salmon and asparagus? For real.. I'm normally not a Gordon Ramsay type dude at all lol, but I guess that triggered me. 😆 Edited March 17, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 What does cabbage and broccoli farts smell like? Cause I just had a whole head of cabbage and still have 6 more left 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, helpme said: What does cabbage and broccoli farts smell like? Cause I just had a whole head of cabbage and still have 6 more left Who the hell buys 7 cabbages. Do you live with like 10 other people. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Who the hell buys 7 cabbages. Do you live with like 10 other people. I was given them from work since we're shutdown until the 30th Produce goes bad fast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacoTuesday Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 hours ago, cyberbully said: Why don't random pieces of asparagus cook.....like every time I eat some, I run into a piece that's like wood. gotta cut a 1/4th of it off from the base Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 4 hours ago, cyberbully said: Since when did everyone become Gordon fucking Ramsay....WTF is wrong with asparagus with salmon. I don't get it either. I mean, if you fuck up either one, it's going to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 7 hours ago, discolemonade said: how do you think my farts smell? like a kiddie pool that sat out in the heat for a few days in the summer without changing the water Just kinda "Nasty" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 hours ago, molarbear said: like a kiddie pool that sat out in the heat for a few days in the summer without changing the water Just kinda "Nasty" you win. and for the rest of you heathens. there is nothing wrong with serving grilled asparagus with grilled salmon and garlic butter couscous. i'm no gordan ramsey, but i play a chef in real life. thank you for coming to my ted talk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, discolemonade said: you win. and for the rest of you heathens. there is nothing wrong with serving grilled asparagus with grilled salmon and garlic butter couscous. i'm no gordan ramsey, but i play a chef in real life. thank you for coming to my ted talk. Hardly a "heathen" for not being able to eat something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Hardly a "heathen" for not being able to eat something. if that's the case, then sure. but you said, 'ruin'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, discolemonade said: if that's the case, then sure. but you said, 'ruin'. He knows what he said....He just has the same kinda bike Packard has. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, cyberbully said: He knows what he said....He just has the same kinda bike Packard has. Yes I do know what I said. I can't even handle food if it was cooked with stuff I can't have, like onions for example. Admittedly, I don't know if asparagus falls into that category (though it is verboten for me as listed in my other post), but the stuff tastes like an unwashed armpit anyway, so.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 17, 2020 Author Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Yes I do know what I said. I can't even handle food if it was cooked with stuff I can't have, like onions for example. Admittedly, I don't know if asparagus falls into that category (though it is verboten for me as listed in my other post), but the stuff tastes like an unwashed armpit anyway, so.... well, it's not cooked together, at least not the way i do. but i guess 'ruin' fits, in your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 7 hours ago, tsar4 said: YAdmittedly, I don't know if asparagus falls into that category (though it is verboten for me as listed in my other post), but the stuff tastes like an unwashed armpit anyway, so.... It must take a special talent to make asparagus taste like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 18, 2020 Author Share Posted March 18, 2020 33 minutes ago, scoobdog said: It must take a special talent to make asparagus taste like that. and honestly, the grill is by far the best way i've had them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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