Sawdamizer Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I got your 15 inches right here fuckboi 1
tsar4 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Posted February 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I got your 15 inches right here fuckboi You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5. 1
Sawdamizer Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5.
lupin_bebop Posted February 24, 2020 Posted February 24, 2020 Yeah.....I know the feeling. It's happened to us a few times where I am, too.
helpme Posted February 24, 2020 Posted February 24, 2020 5 hours ago, tsar4 said: 50° today, tomorrow? Up to 15". And I thought Michigan got strange weather
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