tsar4 Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 50° today, tomorrow? Up to 15". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 I got your 15 inches right here fuckboi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 The Jews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted February 23, 2020 Author Share Posted February 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I got your 15 inches right here fuckboi You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 4 hours ago, tsar4 said: Up to 15". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Yeah.....I know the feeling. It's happened to us a few times where I am, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 5 hours ago, tsar4 said: 50° today, tomorrow? Up to 15". And I thought Michigan got strange weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts