molarbear Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 and get done and the ice settles randomly 5 mins later with a violent clanking noise at 4 in the morning It's ok if this causes you to jump 12 ft in the air and "Shi Shi Shaw" in a random direction with deadly intent You're armed for this moment throw a pillow or two and hope it slays whatever Demon is in that direction. If it fails immediately hide under the covers because that's like +400 protection from anything 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 6 hours ago, molarbear said: and get done and the ice settles randomly 5 mins later with a violent clanking noise at 4 in the morning It's ok if this causes you to jump 12 ft in the air and "Shi Shi Shaw" in a random direction with deadly intent You're armed for this moment throw a pillow or two and hope it slays whatever Demon is in that direction. If it fails immediately hide under the covers because that's like +400 protection from anything You got it all wrong. Jump up and windmill your junk. What demon is going to go after a windmill? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 44 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: You got it all wrong. Jump up and windmill your junk. What demon is going to go after a windmill? A .... sex demon? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 I refuse to part with any of my pillows. We're either going to have to fight, or they're going to have to take a nap until I wake up. I dont get enough sleep as it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 43 minutes ago, Vamped said: A .... sex demon? A succubus? They only attack when you are asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: A succubus? They only attack when you are asleep. Well he was in the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 Wow, how many hours did you sacrifice to craft that 400+ prot blanket? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 5 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: You got it all wrong. Jump up and windmill your junk. What demon is going to go after a windmill? I sleep with boxer briefs on because even though the odds are slim, I don't want a spider climbing in my bed and biting my junk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Vamped said: I refuse to part with any of my pillows. We're either going to have to fight, or they're going to have to take a nap until I wake up. I dont get enough sleep as it is. I have 6 of them because pillow forts...and demon slaying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 3 hours ago, avec said: Wow, how many hours did you sacrifice to craft that 400+ prot blanket? My old pupper use to sleep on it I like to think her ghost protects it still 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 hours ago, molarbear said: I have 6 of them because pillow forts...and demon slaying I also have 6 but I use them all. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 4 hours ago, molarbear said: My old pupper use to sleep on it I like to think her ghost protects it still Precious pupper protecc 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 No. You windmill, then assume fighter/kill stance. Or....grab the nearest zombie killing instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Nothing startles me....I do hate the clicking sound my heater makes while it's on though....Whenever it cycles off *CLICKCLICKCLICK*....Luckily i like it cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 37 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Nothing startles me....I do hate the clicking sound my heater makes while it's on though....Whenever it cycles off *CLICKCLICKCLICK*....Luckily i like it cold. You know when something falls suddenly that you don’t jump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: You know when something falls suddenly that you don’t jump. Not really.....But I had to get that fucking Christmas tree outta here.....When the lights aren't on, I kept catching a glimpse of it outta the corner of my eye in the dark and it scared the shit outta me every fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 3 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: You know when something falls suddenly that you don’t jump. I try not to be outwardly startled. I watched a Japanese horror movie a long time ago and there was this ghost/demon that would catch men on the toilet. It would only kill you if you reacted to it. One minute you're just sitting there pooping and then you blink and its like 2 inches from your face. If you jump or do anything except continue to poop, you're dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 Sometimes I put something in the toaster and then I'm watching something on YouTube and then POP and I'm like "WHAT WAS oh right the toaster." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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