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Posted
5 minutes ago, Mix said:

You know that's a good point. I think I didn't use Trump because I kinda view him as a success story as far as guys saying crazy shit on stage goes xD

I mean, what....I say crazy shit, people cheer me, then I become president.....no body count or anything....that's a win >.>

Well Hitler was wildly successful too... until he wasn't. :o

Posted
2 hours ago, André Toulon said:

All this cyber fiction. I got caught in these girl's house in college in my boxers on their couch. She was my homegirl. She was fucking some other dude....I was just there watching TV with her roomie she set me up with and I was trying to hit but she was in the bathroom. Her bf walked in (my bad because I didn't lock the door after smoking, but I was going to go again so why would I) and he was like "Put some pants on so I can whoop your ass".  

No one wants to actually fight a naked dude.....not even one in boxers....

I simply explained my presence and he realized I wasn't the droid he was looking for and we all got burnt.

See I'll fight a naked dude idgaf. But I'm dead at him telling you to put pants on so yall can run the one lmao

Posted
12 hours ago, Opium said:

My balls are so lathered with nut juice that your attack is just gonna slide ride off. It'll feel like a gentle caress. You might as well kiss me and wish me a Happy New Year, punk

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