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My farts are pretty awful right now.


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Posted
4 hours ago, empty said:

Albert R. Broccoli, producer of many James Bond films. His nickname was Cubby.

Ah.  I've learned something today.  Thanks.

I never got into James Bond movies.  Been playing the GoldenEye 64 on PC, though.  10000% better with mouse-look.

Posted
8 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

Ah.  I've learned something today.  Thanks.

I never got into James Bond movies.  Been playing the GoldenEye 64 on PC, though.  10000% better with mouse-look.

You ever rip a fart and then smell it later and not recognize your own stink? Like just it smells unlike you?

Posted
9 hours ago, empty said:

You ever rip a fart and then smell it later and not recognize your own stink? Like just it smells unlike you?

Can't say that I have. 

Posted
19 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Does it make me less of a man to bypass "rankest fart" competitions?

Any fart contest must be officiated by people who don't know that they are about to be fart contest judges.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Seight said:

Any fart contest must be officiated by people who don't know that they are about to be fart contest judges.

And it should take place in a small room so they're guaranteed to smell them.  An elevator would be great.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Sieg67 said:

And it should take place in a small room so they're guaranteed to smell them.  An elevator would be great.

Same rules as boxing: You win by knockout or decision

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