Here are the reasons why I'm better than you

[Skiles]

1. I can sing good

2. Swift liek ninja

3. Origami skills (most notable skill: knowing how to spell "origami")

4. 100 Michael Bolton songs memorized, bitch

5. Sorry I called you a bitch just then

6. I can make scrambled eggs

[Guest The Hound]

I was expecting OP to be empty.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

You may be able to sing better than me, but I'll bet I can play guitar better than you! So there!

[Kudasai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBaWJeJUScQ

[StarPanda]

that kind of only makes you slightly better than my left hand

[Misaka]

 

6. I can make scrambled eggs

 

< can make a full course meal

 

[Master-Debater131]

I call bs!

[scope]

[CAC]

What is this "4" symbol you post of? You lost me there.....

[Skiles]

< can make a full course meal

That's great, but can you make scrambled eggs?

[Misaka]

That's great, but can you make scrambled eggs?

yes and an omelette

[Mewn]