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Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

are you trying to tell me i was hoping to see penis???

What you weren't?

 

 

 

 

 

😆😄 Nah kidding...look at that kids' face...he was pretty sure he didn't wanna touch that thing before he did...but he had to anyway cause he was curious.

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1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said:

i might gonna have to get you back for that one...

 

Oh man...I just know it's gunna be like days after this post and nobody's gunna have any idea why sweet and considerate Distortedreasoning is coming outta left field and roasting me, lolol...they be like... ... ... wow I guess distorted just doesn't like this chick. XD

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4 minutes ago, Vela said:

Oh man...I just know it's gunna be like days after this post and nobody's gunna have any idea why sweet and considerate Distortedreasoning is coming outta left field and roasting me, lolol...they be like... ... ... wow I guess distorted just doesn't like this chick. XD

wait wait, sweer and considerate? why you gotta do me like that out in public? you might not know but i could hold grudges and let them brew and stew for quite sometime until when out of nowhere POW!!! you get got! B|

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1 minute ago, Distortedreasoning said:

wait wait, sweer and considerate? why you gotta do me like that out in public? you might not know but i could hold grudges and let them brew and stew for quite sometime until when out of nowhere POW!!! you get got! B|

Ahahahahaha...no I don't think anyone here would have known that or believed it then continued not to if you didn't just tell us.   

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2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

wait wait, sweer and considerate? why you gotta do me like that out in public? you might not know but i could hold grudges and let them brew and stew for quite sometime until when out of nowhere POW!!! you get got! B|

Because she can read you like a book. Don't worry. She's got me pegged, too. (But I don't know what to do with the tossed salad and scrambled eggs.)

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18 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Because she can read you like a book. Don't worry. She's got me pegged, too. (But I don't know what to do with the tossed salad and scrambled eggs.)

Wait 😆 are you saying you guys got Craned? lmao

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5 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

yes!

that laugh just makes this scene work. then its gonna be a beating behind locked doors ;)

So your plan is to lock me in a closet and make me watch you beat it while you laugh a crazy laugh?  This is a crazy 7 minutes you have planned here...

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3 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said:

im tired! shut up! but now i am gonna have to go through it now. no point in quitting B|

No absolutely, I admire a man that follows through.  And I assure you, I shall not be looking at closets the same way again.  

 

Nighty night! *hugs*

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2 hours ago, Lasty said:

This is what I get for posting a thread and leaving it....

😅 l meant to apologize and contribute something to get the thread back on track but at six in the morning my thought process went kinda like this, "maybe I should post a pet pic, but I only have pics of my cat, I don't own a dog, but wait posting pics of my cat would defeat the purpose as this isn't my thread so even if I had a dog it's still be like "look at my dog now", the...opposite...of....find meme maybe?"...*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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1 hour ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

So that's where that one sock went after I did laundry. Those darn gnomes!

xD Actually a gnome would be much more likely to steal a sock than a house elf...if one got into your house.

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