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MY PENIS IS SO LARGE


GuyBeardmane

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Actually it's not.  I was gonna make a joke here but then I thought "why bother."  I'm just tired and I'm bored at work and I have lots of things going through my head and all I do is imagine being rich to make my problems go away and think about boobs as a distraction from everything that makes me depressed.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Mine is totally huge. You could probably knock over a dozen penguins like dominos with my meat missile

Its okay to be jealous. Im slangin'

I keep telling you it's not a strap-on, it's the unicorn horn from last year's Halloween costume....don't try to use it on anyone....we don't want a repeat of the anal beads incident 

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15 minutes ago, Vamped said:

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yeah, I remember that day......honestly, I wouldn't have poured cups for the kids if I knew it was wine.....in my defense, who puts wine in a punch bowl....just leave it in the box, it's doesn't need to breath, that's a myth....

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