I hate when people say "I'm your biggest fan"

[Poof]

58 minutes ago, Quackers said:

I don't even know what you do

Something really hard probably 

usually. sometimes there's problems

[Poof]

57 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Biggest Fan got too excited...

off topic - does that still happen?

[Poof]

19 minutes ago, Cancer said:

So getchu a little prick!

when I masturbate I take a 7" hard slightly bent one and a 12" floppy one and I alternate

[Cancer]

2 minutes ago, Poof said:

when I masturbate I take a 7" hard slightly bent one and a 12" floppy one and I alternate

I usually get ambushed by scrolling 9gag nsfw

[Poof]

5 minutes ago, Cancer said:

I usually get ambushed by scrolling 9gag nsfw

what kind of dildos do you use?

[Juice McKenzie]

2 hours ago, Poof said:

You said biggest. 

yeah but....still

[TrigunBebop]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

I like that. I'm going to say that sometime.

Nice.

I find that just listing large balloon sizes is pretty much the perfect response to inappropriate (and unwarranted) questions about one's genitals.

Edited June 5, 2019 by TrigunBebop

[Poof]

19 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

yeah but....still

I bet you like girls with way bigger tits than me

[Poof]

20 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Nice.

I find that just listing large balloon sizes is pretty much the perfect response to inappropriate (and unwarranted) questions about one's genitals.

I will screenshot the convo next time when I use it

[Juice McKenzie]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

I bet you like girls with way bigger tits than me

I like them big, I like them small, I like them all.

[Poof]

Just now, Juice McKenzie said:

I like them big, I like them small, I like them all.

As I am with dicks

[Juice McKenzie]

1 minute ago, Poof said:

As I am with dicks

I still wish I was bigger

Not big where you can't physically get hard because your body can't pump that much blood into it but big enough where people would see it and nod in approval.

[Poof]

4 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

I still wish I was bigger

Not big where you can't physically get hard because your body can't pump that much blood into it but big enough where people would see it and nod in approval.

I wish I was smaller too!

[lupin_bebop]

27 minutes ago, Poof said:

I bet you like girls with way bigger tits than me

 

25 minutes ago, Juice McKenzie said:

I like them big, I like them small, I like them all.

*taking notes*

[TrigunBebop]

1 hour ago, Poof said:

I will screenshot the convo next time when I use it

Bonus points if you can work a picture of a balloon pump into the convo.

I once convinced some jackass that kept asking me really inappropriate questions that that was a sex toy.

Edited June 5, 2019 by TrigunBebop

[Poof]

30 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Bonus points if you can work a picture of a balloon pump into the convo.

I once convinced some jackass that kept asking me really inappropriate questions that that was a sex toy.

Speaking of pumps and sex toys.. are you into those other kind of inflatables w/a pump? You know.

[TrigunBebop]

12 minutes ago, Poof said:

Speaking of pumps and sex toys.. are you into those other kind of inflatables w/a pump? You know.

Nope. I'm solely into latex balloons.

[Poof]

17 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Nope. I'm solely into latex balloons.

I think it's a balloon technically

[TrigunBebop]

4 minutes ago, Poof said:

I think it's a balloon technically

I'm just kinda picky. 

[Poof]

2 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'm just kinda picky. 

of course jw

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I don't think I can claim to be anybody's biggest fan.

[jackiemarie90]

22 hours ago, Cancer said:

I am your huckleberry 

 

[TrigunBebop]

16 hours ago, Poof said:

of course jw

I prefer to think of it this way: I just know what I like.