Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 and find myself a secluded ranch girl in a town of 200 people who hasn't been exposed enough to the big city culture to think she's hot sh-t and only needs to date me when she's in her mid-30s, broken because of her 50th failed relationship, and finally willing to concede that her dating ways are BS and I was the cream of the crop all along. Instead, I need that humble, sweet (preferably 18 year old) young lady who is going to let me be at most her third boyfriend, and her last one too. <3 <3 <3
God-Says-No Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 no woman will ever want you youre a fat ugly retarded fuck who should just shoot himself in his fat fucking retarded face
mthor Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 You're old and shiftless. If an 18 year old is looking to date somebody who's almost 27, they're going to expect someone mature and relatively stable, not someone who never stays at a job for more than two or three months, and who spends his free time playing games and downing low end beer. Country girls tend to be pragmatic, not naive.
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Author Posted February 15, 2017 You're old and shiftless. If an 18 year old is looking to date somebody who's almost 27, they're going to expect someone mature and relatively stable, not someone who never stays at a job for more than two or three months, and who spends his free time playing games and downing low end beer. And country girls tend to be pragmatic, not naive. I'm very mature and stable. I sure hope the UEMB cuties aren't buying these slanderous lies because I need to take them out if OKC fails me this weekend. S:
mthor Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I'm only going by the information that you provide., so if they're lies, they're all yours.
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Author Posted February 15, 2017 I'm only going by the information that you provide. Then how could you forget the part about me being a sophisticated, appealing, intellectually stimulating, charming, alpha male who has his pick of the ladies and jobs? If any UEMB hotties are reading this post, don't be shy about sending me private messages. I'm respectful and you'll love my responses.
mthor Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Why, thank you for that. A hearty laugh is an excellent way to start the morning. If I only hadn't spit coffee all over the screen while I was reading it...keep posting such funny material, and my death by aspiration will be on your conscience.
André Toulon Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I disagree with both comments in this thread........You can score an 18 year old.....Anyone can, they're stupid........Even the smart ones are stupid.....I dated one when I was 22 and living with my mom.......She thought she'd hit the jackpot. If you acted like you claim you do here, you'd already have one because seriously, 18 year old girls are fucking stupid.
1pooh4u Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 If you want a hot girlfriend you'll have to buy one made of rubber >
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Author Posted February 15, 2017 I disagree with both comments in this thread........You can score an 18 year old.....Anyone can, they're stupid........Even the smart ones are stupid.....I dated one when I was 22 and living with my mom.......She thought she'd hit the jackpot. If you acted like you claim you do here, you'd already have one because seriously, 18 year old girls are fucking stupid. I'm shocked at how dumb they are haha. But also appreciative
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Author Posted February 15, 2017 If you want a hot girlfriend you'll have to buy one made of rubber > Smh. I just want a hot blonde one who isn't going to make me lose it and chase her around my house.
1pooh4u Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Smh. I just want a hot blonde one who isn't going to make me lose it and chase her around my house. I can't wait to say,"Shut up Rubber Rebecca"
Zenigundam Posted February 15, 2017 Author Posted February 15, 2017 thats your only hope. Careful... *cracks knuckles while walking straight toward you*
1pooh4u Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Careful... *cracks knuckles while walking straight toward you* Lmao I bet Distorted will lay you out
André Toulon Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Lmao I bet Distorted will lay you out I think he's East Indian. They fight worse than fat Puerto Ricans
1pooh4u Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I think he's East Indian. They fight worse than fat Puerto Ricans Nah man they got rubber arms and can shoot yoga fire. I know this cuz I used to play Street Fighter.
mthor Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I disagree with both comments in this thread........You can score an 18 year old.....Anyone can, they're stupid........Even the smart ones are stupid.....I dated one when I was 22 and living with my mom.......She thought she'd hit the jackpot. If you acted like you claim you do here, you'd already have one because seriously, 18 year old girls are fucking stupid. They may be stupid, but apparently they're smart enough not to go out with Zeni.
Distortedreasoning Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 I think he's East Indian. They fight worse than fat Puerto Ricans dude im mexican. i thought you all new that! we got good fighters. though im not one of them but seriously, i got a good solid 4-5 inches on zeni and probably around 30-40 pounds more as well. plus i seen him post videos, he is not threatening at all.
André Toulon Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 dude im mexican. i thought you all new that! we got good fighters. though im not one of them but seriously, i got a good solid 4-5 inches on zeni and probably around 30-40 pounds more as well. plus i seen him post videos, he is not threatening at all. Really.....Your shotglass pic made me think you were Indian.....Shows wtf I know
Distortedreasoning Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 Really.....Your shotglass pic made me think you were Indian.....Shows wtf I know i think the beard really throws people off.
stilgar Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 dude im mexican. i thought you all new that! we got good fighters. though im not one of them but seriously, i got a good solid 4-5 inches on zeni and probably around 30-40 pounds more as well. plus i seen him post videos, he is not threatening at all. I thought serge was Mexican.
Guest The Hound Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 no woman will ever want you youre a fat ugly retarded fuck who should just shoot himself in his fat fucking retarded face > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D > :D >
Guest The Hound Posted February 15, 2017 Posted February 15, 2017 You're old and shiftless. If an 18 year old is looking to date somebody who's almost 27, they're going to expect someone mature and relatively stable, not someone who never stays at a job for more than two or three months, and who spends his free time playing games and downing low end beer. Country girls tend to be pragmatic, not naive. Or at least someone offering adventure like offering them molly weed or shrooms or something all this square does is drink booze and preach everything else is bad no one likes that i agree with GSN tbh > :420:
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