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1 hour ago, garbagepailcat said:

I’m already divorced. Let’s make out. 

That might be cool, but I believe you're in your mid to late 20s and I'm in this teenage phase right now, so my target demographic is typically in that glorious, legal age range of 17-18 year old women. 👫

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8 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

That might be cool, but I believe you're in your mid to late 20s and I'm in this teenage phase right now, so my target demographic is typically in that glorious, legal age range of 17-18 year old women. 👫

I’m 42, but thanks for thinking I’m so youthful. 

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8 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

That might be cool, but I believe you're in your mid to late 20s and I'm in this teenage phase right now, so my target demographic is typically in that glorious, legal age range of 17-18 year old women. 👫

I could never date anyone in their early 20s, let alone 18-ish. Teenagers don't know shit about fuck when it comes to life. Gimme someone in their early thirties any day.

Sure, sharing memes is fun and all, but I also like talking about actual shit. Not like "You'll never guess what I saw on Twitter today!" during every dinner conversation. 

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48 minutes ago, Skiles said:

I could never date anyone in their early 20s, let alone 18-ish. Teenagers don't know shit about fuck when it comes to life. Gimme someone in their early thirties any day.

Sure, sharing memes is fun and all, but I also like talking about actual shit. Not like "You'll never guess what I saw on Twitter today!" during every dinner conversation. 

It just irks me how so many girls in that age range try to be so sophisticated whereas these legal age teenage women don't mind going to Boston Market or KFC for a smooth dinner. 🤵

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15 hours ago, garbagepailcat said:

I’m 42, but thanks for thinking I’m so youthful. 

I'm too young for you. When I was startong Kindergarten, you had just graduated high school. The people won't approve. 

*romantically grip a hot, legal age, teenage woman in his muscles* 💪🤵🍕

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

I'm too young for you. When I was startong Kindergarten, you had just graduated high school. The people won't approve. 

*romantically grip a hot, legal age, teenage woman in his muscles* 💪🤵🍕

This coming from a dude whose perfect girl wasn't even born yet when he entered HS

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7 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

This coming from a dude whose perfect girl wasn't even born yet when he entered HS

Take a step back. You're going waaaaay too far now. "Forget it, Pooh. It's Chinatown."

 

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