Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Warning: Some people may find this offensive. Anyway... What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum? Spoiler Jewey Fruit. Spoiler *buh-dum-ts* Spoiler I wonder how many people here even know / remember who Harvey Firestein is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) What's a paramedic's favorite game console? Spoiler Wii U Wii U Wii U Edited April 23, 2019 by TrigunBebop 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: What's a paramedic's favorite game console? Hide contents Wii U Wii U Wii U HA! I guessed it right! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: HA! I guessed it right! What do you call a tiny dog? Spoiler A subwoofer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: What do you call a tiny dog? Hide contents A subwoofer. My guess was "a puppy." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My guess was "a puppy." "Good Boy" or "Good Girl" also works 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 FIne, we can be offensive.....What would Vin Diesel's name be if he was black Spoiler vinegar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 43 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Warning: Some people may find this offensive. Anyway... What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum? Reveal hidden contents Jewey Fruit. Reveal hidden contents *buh-dum-ts* Reveal hidden contents I wonder how many people here even know / remember who Harvey Firestein is? Isn't he the guy who played the president of the Parade of Hope Foundation in Death to Smoochy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: FIne, we can be offensive.....What would Vin Diesel's name be if he was black Hide contents vinegar. Took me a beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Isn't he the guy who played the president of the Parade of Hope Foundation in Death to Smoochy? I have not heard of that movie. He was in Independence Day, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: FIne, we can be offensive.....What would Vin Diesel's name be if he was black Reveal hidden contents vinegar. Oh, also, years ago I came up with a very similar offensive joke. What do you call a black body builder? I'll leave it to you to figure out the punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh, also, years ago I came up with a very similar offensive joke. What do you call a black body builder? I'll leave it to you to figure out the punchline. I'm dumb and I'm gonna be pissed if it's obvious but you're going to have to tell me....I promise I won't get all shitty about it but I need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Bigga nigga is all I can come up with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 23, 2019 Author Share Posted April 23, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Bigga nigga is all I can come up with Arnold Schwarzen****r. LOL "Bigga Nigga" is simultaneously way dumber and way funnier than my punchline. Edited April 23, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Arnold Schwarzen****r. LOL "Bigga Nigga" is simultaneously way dumber and way funnier than my punchline. It reminds me of Archer when Cyril was like we make stir fry on Friday, do you know what we call it...And Archer was like "Stirfriday" and Cyril was like "Oh shit, that's much better".....I still wanna know what he called it though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Warning: Some people may find this offensive. Anyway... What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum? Reveal hidden contents Jewey Fruit. Reveal hidden contents *buh-dum-ts* Reveal hidden contents I wonder how many people here even know / remember who Harvey Firestein is? My old HR Dept decided to put out an anonymous suggestion box in the shop I may or may not have spammed it daily with suggestions for "Professional Hookers and Therapy Animals" to cope with the mass stupidity we dealt with everyday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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