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43 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Warning: Some people may find this offensive.

Anyway...

What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum?

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Jewey Fruit.

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*buh-dum-ts*

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I wonder how many people here even know / remember who Harvey Firestein is? :|

 

 

 

Isn't he the guy who played the president of the Parade of Hope Foundation in Death to Smoochy?

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12 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Oh, also, years ago I came up with a very similar offensive joke.

What do you call a black body builder?

I'll leave it to you to figure out the punchline.

I'm dumb and I'm gonna be pissed if it's obvious but you're going to have to tell me....I promise I won't get all shitty about it but I need to know.

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6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Arnold Schwarzen****r.

LOL "Bigga Nigga" is simultaneously way dumber and way funnier than my punchline. xD

It reminds me of Archer when Cyril was like we make stir fry on Friday, do you know what we call it...And Archer was like "Stirfriday" and Cyril was like "Oh shit, that's much better".....I still wanna know what he called it though.

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5 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Warning: Some people may find this offensive.

Anyway...

What is Harvey Firestein's favorite brand of gum?

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Jewey Fruit.

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*buh-dum-ts*

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I wonder how many people here even know / remember who Harvey Firestein is? :|

 

 

 

My old HR Dept decided to put out an anonymous suggestion box in the shop

I may or may not have spammed it daily with suggestions for "Professional Hookers and Therapy Animals" to cope with the mass stupidity we dealt with everyday

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